Still the finest beer for those with a very modest budget (myself):
http://www.brewerschoice.net.au/imag.../carlsberg.JPG

As for Guinness, i love the stuff but I generally use it as a stomach liner if I haven't managed to get any food down me if it's session on. I have never tried smithwick's I have to say but where I originally come from it's all Banks's ales- not the best I have to admit whereas where I live now it's all fairly generic apart from a few speciality ales.

That looks tasty. I like the alcohol per volume percentage as well.

Then you might like this;

http://img.dooyoo.co.uk/GB_EN/175/fo...ecial_brew.jpg

9%

Horrid stuff. It's like treacle. You have to wait ten minutes for it to make it's way out of the can!

..and then it tastes like hair lacher.

Ha, thats the trademark drink in a homeless guys hand :laughing:, or the odd alcoholics.

lol... That bad huh?
What's the estimated percentage of viscosity as compared to Guiness?

Just trying to get a ballpark comparison here. Personally, Guiness is about as thick as I'd want it. I could deal with a little thicker, but I've not personally had beer that was.

:(

It is :(

I thought this was?
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3310/...1e96f3e39c.jpg
..and yes I have partaken of it. Where did that stuff go? :(

There was this too:

http://ilmot.co.uk/ClanDew.jpg