The Official Funny Picture Thread

CanwllCorfe · 06-25-2013, 07:23 PM

It's not a picture, but a collection of posts from threads by a guy who's horribly inept when it comes to dealing with women. Understandable, but to this degree? Oh lordy. My ribs hurt. I'm on part 2.

Paul Smeenus · 06-26-2013, 12:51 AM

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Originally Posted by CanwllCorfe

It's not a picture, but a collection of posts from threads by a guy who's horribly inept when it comes to dealing with women. Understandable, but to this degree? Oh lordy. My ribs hurt. I'm on part 2.

I read the whole thing. While a lot and I mean a LOT of the 2ch responses were funny as hell, I didn't laugh at ALL reading the OP posts. If that guy was making that shit up, or especially if he wasn't, to even be able to THINK at that level of stalker-ness (yes that's now a word) is about as real and genuinely fucked as it can possibly get. I kept picturing some law enforcement authorities finding poor Denko's head in a bag ala Henry - Portrait of a Serial Killer *shudder*

djchameleon · 06-26-2013, 08:32 AM

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Originally Posted by CanwllCorfe

It's not a picture, but a collection of posts from threads by a guy who's horribly inept when it comes to dealing with women. Understandable, but to this degree? Oh lordy. My ribs hurt. I'm on part 2.

what is this?

I can't even...

oh man that has to be some grade A trolling.

Ladies and Gents bow before that master.

The Batlord · 06-26-2013, 10:19 AM

Holy ****, I just read that entire ****ing thing. If that was real, well I'm kind of a fan of A-ko. Sure, she's probably a sociopath, and a horrible, horrible person, but when she made OP her bitch that whole story went from creepy back around to hilarious again. Although, she's probably ****ed eventually...so, back to creepy.

14232949 · 06-26-2013, 11:17 AM

Reading right now, so enthralled by the saga, I've carried over onto the second page.

EDIT: Jesus Christ, this was on the second page. Even I'm finding it quite disturbing now.

From the OP:

Subject: This Is How I Feel

Contents:
I’m sorry for making you worry.
I would never consider killing or raping you, Denko, so don’t worry. Is that what you thought I would do?
Now, I want you to take what I’m saying seriously.
I really, truly love you, Denko.
I think I would be willing to die for you, Denko.
I’ve always been trying to ensure your happiness first.
And I don’t think my feelings for you will ever change.
It’s very unfortunate things got like this right after we started dating, but we can start over.
That would be great, wouldn’t it?
Remember what I said when I confessed to you?
I still feel the way I did back then…

Paul Smeenus · 06-26-2013, 11:20 AM

(´･ω･`)

14232949 · 06-26-2013, 11:32 AM

It's too car crash to look away from. Must keep reading.

14232949 · 06-26-2013, 12:28 PM

Okay, I've dedicated over an hour to my life in reading the whole story. TIME WELL SPENT!
It takes a completely unexpected swerve towards the end, the lack of a proper conclusion left me a little disappointed though.
It's likely the OP was arrested.

The Batlord · 06-27-2013, 09:35 AM

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Originally Posted by Mankycaaant

It's too car crash to look away from. Must keep reading.

I know. Somewhere in the middle I stopped laughing and was honestly creeped out, but nothing on Earth could have made me look away.

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Originally Posted by Mankycaaant

Okay, I've dedicated over an hour to my life in reading the whole story. TIME WELL SPENT!
It takes a completely unexpected swerve towards the end, the lack of a proper conclusion left me a little disappointed though.
It's likely the OP was arrested.

As much as I would have liked a resolution, the twist at the end was perfect. A bit character all of a sudden became the second most important one?! Epic. And then she turns it around on him and turns him into her money slave? Even without an ending I am satisfied.

Stephen · 06-27-2013, 07:30 PM

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Originally Posted by CanwllCorfe

It's not a picture, but a collection of posts from threads by a guy who's horribly inept when it comes to dealing with women. Understandable, but to this degree? Oh lordy. My ribs hurt. I'm on part 2.

Just depressed the hell out of me to be honest. No winners there apart from the little sociopath selling out her friend and milking the creepy, lonely, stalker guy. My only hope is that it was all fabricated.

06-25-2013, 07:23 PM	#3191 (permalink)
CanwllCorfe Quiet Man in the Corner Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Pocono Mountains Posts: 2,480	It's not a picture, but a collection of posts from threads by a guy who's horribly inept when it comes to dealing with women. Understandable, but to this degree? Oh lordy. My ribs hurt. I'm on part 2. __________________ Your eyes were never yet let in to see the majesty and riches of the mind, but dwell in darkness; for your God is blind.

06-26-2013, 11:17 AM	#3195 (permalink)
14232949 The Big Dog Join Date: Apr 2011 Location: Scotland Posts: 1,989	Reading right now, so enthralled by the saga, I've carried over onto the second page. EDIT: Jesus Christ, this was on the second page. Even I'm finding it quite disturbing now. From the OP: Subject: This Is How I Feel Contents: I’m sorry for making you worry. I would never consider killing or raping you, Denko, so don’t worry. Is that what you thought I would do? Now, I want you to take what I’m saying seriously. I really, truly love you, Denko. I think I would be willing to die for you, Denko. I’ve always been trying to ensure your happiness first. And I don’t think my feelings for you will ever change. It’s very unfortunate things got like this right after we started dating, but we can start over. That would be great, wouldn’t it? Remember what I said when I confessed to you? I still feel the way I did back then… Last edited by 14232949; 06-26-2013 at 11:29 AM.

06-26-2013, 11:20 AM	#3196 (permalink)
Paul Smeenus David Hasselhoff Join Date: Feb 2013 Location: Back in Portland, OR Posts: 3,680	(´･ω･`)

06-26-2013, 11:32 AM	#3197 (permalink)
14232949 The Big Dog Join Date: Apr 2011 Location: Scotland Posts: 1,989	It's too car crash to look away from. Must keep reading.

06-26-2013, 12:28 PM	#3198 (permalink)
14232949 The Big Dog Join Date: Apr 2011 Location: Scotland Posts: 1,989	Okay, I've dedicated over an hour to my life in reading the whole story. TIME WELL SPENT! It takes a completely unexpected swerve towards the end, the lack of a proper conclusion left me a little disappointed though. It's likely the OP was arrested.