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Old 02-19-2014, 11:25 AM   #3871 (permalink)
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Come on guys, the Hooters is in Florida. Of course it's going to be substandard.
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Old 02-19-2014, 11:31 AM   #3872 (permalink)
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Come on guys, the Hooters is in Florida. Of course it's going to be substandard.
And her name is Jodee spelled with two 'e's. Obviously white trash.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 02-19-2014, 01:49 PM   #3873 (permalink)
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Agreed mosquito bites have no place in an establishment such as hooters. Either have jugs or gtfo
Or spider bites!
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Old 02-20-2014, 05:44 PM   #3874 (permalink)
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Old 02-20-2014, 07:24 PM   #3875 (permalink)
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Old 02-20-2014, 07:56 PM   #3876 (permalink)
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Saw this earlier, this poor bloke got slaughtered:



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Old 02-20-2014, 11:13 PM   #3877 (permalink)
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Saw this earlier, this poor bloke got slaughtered:



Made me do a lol.
I started ripping on him myself after seeing that jacket being stretched. I didn't even start reading the comments yet but they just reinforced what I was thinking.

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All the push-up bras in the world aren't gonna give her Hooters-quality boobs. Unless you're at least a C-cup then your application should be immediately put in the paper shredder.
There is no such thing as Hooters-quality boobs. The guy that does the hiring decides whatever standards he wants to have but he isn't legally allowed to discriminate against girls that have smaller boobs from hiring them.
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Old 02-25-2014, 01:09 PM   #3878 (permalink)
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There is no such thing as Hooters-quality boobs. The guy that does the hiring decides whatever standards he wants to have but he isn't legally allowed to discriminate against girls that have smaller boobs from hiring them.
First of all, if the manager thinks B cup and under are Hooter's quality then he is not a Hooter's quality manager and should be immediately put into the paper shredder.

Secondly, if you can't legally discriminate against girls for their breast sizes then that defeats the entire purpose of Hooter's. I guess technically you can't but the idea of a potential employee making an issue out of it is ridiculous. That person would be stupid and/or an entitled biatch. If you don't have big boobs don't apply to Hooter's. Period. We don't want you.
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Old 02-25-2014, 01:16 PM   #3879 (permalink)
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Size doesn't really matter so much when it's squeezed into a thin t shirt about 4 sizes too small.
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Old 02-25-2014, 01:20 PM   #3880 (permalink)
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Size doesn't really matter so much when it's squeezed into a thin t shirt about 4 sizes too small.
I'm not saying I can't appreciate some nice small bewbs when they're presented in an enticing manner, but when I go to Hooter's I want to have trouble not looking at my waitress' cleavage when she's asking me what kind of hot wings I want.
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