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Old 11-30-2016, 11:45 AM   #5971 (permalink)
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What the hell is "soft play"?
I think that's when you lightly stroke your partner's genitals.
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Old 11-30-2016, 12:07 PM   #5972 (permalink)
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What the hell is "soft play"?
Wondered that too. I see a water slide, (I think) so maybe it's play that can theoretically do the kids no physical damage? I like Batty's description better though.
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Old 11-30-2016, 12:20 PM   #5973 (permalink)
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I think that's when you lightly stroke your partner's genitals.
By that definition, 'Hard Play' would be punching your partners genitals then.

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Old 11-30-2016, 12:23 PM   #5974 (permalink)
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I never really thought of it as punching.
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Old 11-30-2016, 12:24 PM   #5975 (permalink)
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Old 11-30-2016, 12:25 PM   #5976 (permalink)
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By that definition, 'Hard Play' would be punching your partners genitals then.

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Nah it'd be vigorously stroking them. You're just a creep.
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Old 11-30-2016, 12:28 PM   #5977 (permalink)
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Nah it'd be vigorously stroking them. You're just a creep.
Hmmm, maybe I am. I guess I never realized it. Maybe that's why the GF complains about having a sore hoohoo.
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Old 11-30-2016, 12:34 PM   #5978 (permalink)
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hmmm, maybe i am. I guess i never realized it. Maybe that's why the gf complains about having a sore on her hoohoo.


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Old 11-30-2016, 12:35 PM   #5979 (permalink)
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So, now it's STD jokes huh? You are smart.
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Old 11-30-2016, 12:45 PM   #5980 (permalink)
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So, now it's STD jokes huh? You are smart.
Oh come on, that was a perfect set up! How could I not? Now you're just being mean.
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