Get ready to cringe every time you see a shamwow commercial
 

ShamWow Guy In Slap, Chop Bust - March 27, 2009

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Yet again cops are ****s.
Couldn't you atleast hook a brother up with a wet wipe or something? You don't let a famous person take a mug shot while there's still dried blood on his chin.



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Hilarious. I was just talking about this guy today. :rofl:

yeah i read this on another forum.

i don't know if i'd cringe though

Is he wearing a fur coat over a hospital gown?

That my friends is what I call justice.

ShamWow Guy In Slap, Chop Bust - March 27, 2009

I would. But not worth $1000

Someone toss dude a ShamWow. It would absorb all that blood.

Check it out.
In the first pic home girl's gown is backwards and inside out, she looks all classy.
Second pic, her clothes are on different, hair's a mess, and she's got a shit eating grin on her face.
What could have happened in that time?
Bet she's walking out of there with a grand that she didn't have coming in there.

I agree, I noticed that she looked a little better (ie, fuckable) in the first pic, and now that you've made me take notice, her shirt is changed.

Sham how now?

sham wow is a ripoff and he deserved to get his tongue bitten for two reasons....one for paying 1k for her when he could've called an escort service and got a clean one for 300 and two for violating the prostitute rule of no kissing.

how do I know this information? don't ask :P

C'mon that pussy is totally worth a grand.

I dunno, it sells itself.

If I was the hooker I would have said this.

"And if you *** in the next twenty minutes, because I can't do this all day, I'll double the order."

lol!!

that pussy is not worth a grand...no pussy is sorry.....pussy shouldn't be placed on such a high pedestal like that...it's barely worth 300

And the price is plummeting.

First off... ShamWow is not a scam... the stuff really works, I know first hand :)

Secondly, this guy should have done the J.O. test prior to getting himself in this mess.

J.O. test = Jerk off before exchanging any money... if you still feel it's worth it, then go for it and have a good time. For $1000... I'd be running this test twice.

also, I won't cringe every time I see this guy... he just paid the wrong hooker.

For those not in the know.



Carry on.

That other ad the shamwow guy does where he says "you're gonna love my nuts" takes on a whole new meaning now. Obviously not everyone loves his nuts.

i used to own stock in pussy.

I hope you diversified.

I sold it off when I got married

I'd kill for pussy, dude, I don't know where you're comin from.

It's the recession I tell ya.

:rofl:

This thread = Awesome.

comforting to see the internet is still a haven for lonley, desperate nerds

some things never change

Is this related to the idea that you should never go grocery shopping on an empty stomach?

And never buy alcohol when you're sober.

rofl are you serious? wowwww

Nope. :p:

The internet isn't a place for change, that's dangerous talk there pal.

New mug shot.
Wow. He really beath the **** out of her.
Even if she does come with a side of crazy, I almost feel sorry for her.












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Probably put the Shamwow on her face and punched her face to get the ugly away.


.....didnt work well apparently

yes, that analogy works as well... you may end up spending way more then you intended if you are hungry. Another way of looking at it (since I'm old and all) is if you are dieting and crave sweets... just have a teaspoon amount of honey or something that isn't very fattening and in 5 minutes or so that craving will go away. $1000 on pussy is like 1000 calories on cookies... the moment of eating them is wonderful but the aftermath can be devastating :)

ugh, you should never kill for pussy it's not that hard to obtain...people like you scare me :(:usehead:

just like people who fight over pussy.....it's just not worth it.

I'm laughing so god damned hard right now you dont even understand...In the commercial he looked really young but look at him there AHAH!!!! he looks liek a dogs ass....Makes me wanna puke.

when you said jerk off test I thought you meant more like to keep your stamina up but I clearly didn't see the whole "don't grocery shop on an empty stomach connection"

Shamwow doesn't work fully as it's intended to. I know from first hand experience. it works somewhat but not like it does on that informercial. I tried the carpet experiment and it didn't work so well.

really? the carpet thing worked well for me. You know you need to dampen it prior to using it for the best results right? sounds dumb, but it makes a difference.

yeah, the jerk off test is good for stamina when you really want to bang the chick... if it's just a horny moment where you would bang the pool table, then the test will help you to figure things our more clearly :)

yeah when I tried it , it left alot of the water underneath.... I will try dampening it this time and see if there is a difference

Made this myself...

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