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Old 03-27-2009, 07:58 PM   #1 (permalink)
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ShamWow Guy In Slap, Chop Bust - March 27, 2009






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Shlomi, 44, was arrested last month on a felony battery charge following a violent confrontation with a prostitute in his South Beach hotel room. According to an arrest affidavit, Shlomi met Sasha Harris, 26, at a Miami Beach nightclub on February 7 and subsequently retired with her to his $750 room at the lavish Setai hotel. Shlomi told cops he paid Harris about $1000 in cash after she "propositioned him for straight sex." Shlomi said that when he kissed Harris, she suddenly "bit his tongue and would not let go." Shlomi then punched Harris several times until she released his tongue.

Yet again cops are ****s.
Couldn't you atleast hook a brother up with a wet wipe or something? You don't let a famous person take a mug shot while there's still dried blood on his chin.



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Old 03-28-2009, 01:16 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Hilarious. I was just talking about this guy today.
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Old 03-28-2009, 01:20 AM   #3 (permalink)
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yeah i read this on another forum.

i don't know if i'd cringe though
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Old 03-28-2009, 01:33 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Is he wearing a fur coat over a hospital gown?
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Old 03-29-2009, 03:48 PM   #5 (permalink)
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That my friends is what I call justice.
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Old 03-29-2009, 06:09 PM   #6 (permalink)
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ShamWow Guy In Slap, Chop Bust - March 27, 2009

I would. But not worth $1000
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Old 03-29-2009, 10:14 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Someone toss dude a ShamWow. It would absorb all that blood.
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Old 03-29-2009, 10:30 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Check it out.
In the first pic home girl's gown is backwards and inside out, she looks all classy.
Second pic, her clothes are on different, hair's a mess, and she's got a shit eating grin on her face.
What could have happened in that time?
Bet she's walking out of there with a grand that she didn't have coming in there.
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Old 03-29-2009, 10:38 PM   #9 (permalink)
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I agree, I noticed that she looked a little better (ie, fuckable) in the first pic, and now that you've made me take notice, her shirt is changed.
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Old 03-30-2009, 01:38 AM   #10 (permalink)
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Sham how now?
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