Common home remedies... (house, American, effect, show, quote)

Yukon Cornelius · 03-30-2009, 07:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Veridical Fiction

Strangely enough, I have a pretty effective home remedy that works with all the above issues:

Upset stomach: More beer
Hiccups : More beer
Cold : More beer
Jellyfish sting : More beer

Gross, buuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrpppppp but its working

Freebase Dali · 03-30-2009, 10:13 PM

Ok I need to retract my remedy regarding the Jellyfish.

Turns out, you need more pee.
And that's where the beer comes in.

SATCHMO · 03-31-2009, 01:06 AM

pissing on your feet cure s athlete's foot.

Freebase Dali · 03-31-2009, 01:16 AM

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Originally Posted by SATCHMO

pissing on your feet cure s athlete's foot.

Whoa... Does that mean that pissing your pants cures jock itch?
Cause if so, I've got a hell of a commercial idea...

333 · 03-31-2009, 01:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Veridical Fiction

Whoa... Does that mean that pissing your pants cures jock itch?
Cause if so, I've got a hell of a commercial idea...

You're going to market piss?

Why, I think you're on to something ...

Freebase Dali · 03-31-2009, 10:52 AM

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Originally Posted by 333

You're going to market piss?

Why, I think you're on to something ...

Um. No.

Yukon Cornelius · 03-31-2009, 11:40 AM

Holding your breath to cure hiccups.. It works.

crash_override · 03-31-2009, 11:59 AM

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Originally Posted by 333

Shaving cream gets red wine out of the carpet.

No It doesn't and that awful advice. I used to work at Stanley Steemer and you would be amazed at some of the ridiculous things people tried to use on their own carpet. All I could do sometimes was shake my head at these people. Do not use shaving cream, you can buy a bottle of red wine remover from your local SS or other cleaning company for around 9 dollars american.

The red wine remover doesn't actually remove the red wine substance from the rugh, therefore requiring no method of extraction. Rather, it creates a chemical reaction with the wine and the rug that turns the wine 'invisible'. Making it match the color of the rug so its not visible.

Shaving cream WILL NOT remove anything from carpet (except your warranty), all it may do is foam up the area of the stain and cover it with a facade of soad residue. Which will eventually attract soil back to the spot and hold it like a magnet due to the spots elevated ph level.

Freebase Dali · 03-31-2009, 04:29 PM

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Originally Posted by crash_override

No It doesn't and that awful advice. I used to work at Stanley Steemer and you would be amazed at some of the ridiculous things people tried to use on their own carpet. All I could do sometimes was shake my head at these people. Do not use shaving cream, you can buy a bottle of red wine remover from your local SS or other cleaning company for around 9 dollars american.

The red wine remover doesn't actually remove the red wine substance from the rugh, therefore requiring no method of extraction. Rather, it creates a chemical reaction with the wine and the rug that turns the wine 'invisible'. Making it match the color of the rug so its not visible.

Shaving cream WILL NOT remove anything from carpet (except your warranty), all it may do is foam up the area of the stain and cover it with a facade of soad residue. Which will eventually attract soil back to the spot and hold it like a magnet due to the spots elevated ph level.

Hey Crash,
I'm working on a house to sell it and I'm almost at the point where I'll be calling Stanley Steamer, but this carpet is EFFED up big time. No blood or fecal matter or anything like that, but there are a lot of deep stains.
What's the likelihood that all of it will come out?
I'm going to get a quote for 3 rooms, probably looking at around 2-300 dollars I'm guessing, but I'm wondering if it'd be better to re-carpet.

Any advice?

Edit:
The carpet is medium gray and fluffy, for lack of a better term.

333 · 03-31-2009, 04:43 PM

Damn. I'm sorry that i offended your carpet expertise with that shaving cream remark; however, I have tried this myself with FRESHLY spilt wine. I appreciate your thoughtful suggestions and comments, but there is no need to trash mine. It wasn't something I simply heard - I tried it.

As for the piss marketing - sarcasm, people, sarcasm. I am not trying to fu.ck with anyone.

03-30-2009, 10:13 PM	#12 (permalink)
Freebase Dali Partying on the inside Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 5,584	Ok I need to retract my remedy regarding the Jellyfish. Turns out, you need more pee. And that's where the beer comes in. __________________

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Yukon Cornelius Music Addict Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Texas Posts: 625	Holding your breath to cure hiccups.. It works. __________________ Attempting to find a cure for Stupid...

03-31-2009, 04:43 PM	#20 (permalink)
333 Music Addict Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 965	Damn. I'm sorry that i offended your carpet expertise with that shaving cream remark; however, I have tried this myself with FRESHLY spilt wine. I appreciate your thoughtful suggestions and comments, but there is no need to trash mine. It wasn't something I simply heard - I tried it. As for the piss marketing - sarcasm, people, sarcasm. I am not trying to fu.ck with anyone. Last edited by 333; 04-01-2009 at 03:35 PM.

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SATCHMO Al Dente Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 4,708	pissing on your feet cure s athlete's foot.