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Black Francis 02-27-2014 01:16 PM

@Batford

Nooooo~ i don't do hookers. :nono:

Not cause it's a moral issue it's just most hookers here are trannies

@Butthead

lol i see very sneaky man ;)

Good tactic cause if she refuses i can guilt trip her by saying "Well i did it for you cause I LOVE YOU, don't you love me?"

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Originally Posted by Rezdaddy Longlegs (Post 1420997)
Or wet Chloroform rag, apply to face....put ass anywhere.

:rofl:

:clap:

butthead aka 216 02-27-2014 01:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Black Francis (Post 1421007)
@Batford

Nooooo~ i don't do hookers. :nono:

Not cause it's a moral issue it's just most hookers here are trannies

@Butthead

lol i see very sneaky man ;)

Good tactic cause if she refuses i can guilt trip her by saying "Well i did it for you cause I LOVE YOU, don't you love me?"


:rofl:

:clap:


well exactly, i mean if ur gonna do it she can do it too. its better to not talk about it beforehand. you just do it and then just kinda pressure her to do it in the moment by kinda pushin her head down. i think she will say yes. good luck

The Batlord 02-27-2014 01:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Black Francis (Post 1421007)
@Batford

Nooooo~ i don't do hookers. :nono:

Not cause it's a moral issue it's just most hookers here are trannies


Don't knock it till you've knocked it.

Black Francis 02-27-2014 01:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by butthead aka 216 (Post 1421011)
well exactly, i mean if ur gonna do it she can do it too. its better to not talk about it beforehand. you just do it and then just kinda pressure her to do it in the moment by kinda pushin her head down. i think she will say yes. good luck

I would love to have that conversation lol

"We've been dating for awhile and i have come to love you and appreciate you for all that you are but i think we are at a point where our relationship needs to evolve into something more intimate so i was thinking how about we lick each other's ass?"

DoesntReallyMatter 02-27-2014 03:20 PM

It's just a body.


If it's clean.... what's the trubble m8?

YorkeDaddy 02-27-2014 03:58 PM

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Originally Posted by DoesntReallyMatter (Post 1421055)
It's just a body.


If it's clean.... what's the trubble m8?

but da poo man

butthead aka 216 02-27-2014 04:45 PM

i took a real leap of faith last friday. it was pitch black and i was eatin this girls gina and i went for the salad tossin. anything coulda been down there, it was a risk with pretty much no reward but i went for it. no chocolate puddin was found thank god

Burning Down 02-27-2014 05:11 PM

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Originally Posted by YorkeDaddy (Post 1421075)
but da poo man

http://herohog.com/images/icons/smileys/barfaway.gif

YorkeDaddy 02-27-2014 05:13 PM

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Originally Posted by butthead aka 216 (Post 1421088)
i took a real leap of faith last friday. it was pitch black and i was eatin this girls gina and i went for the salad tossin. anything coulda been down there, it was a risk with pretty much no reward but i went for it. no chocolate puddin was found thank god

you are a brave man. :bowdown:

Dr_Rez 02-27-2014 07:31 PM

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Originally Posted by butthead aka 216 (Post 1421088)
i took a real leap of faith last friday. it was pitch black and i was eatin this girls gina and i went for the salad tossin. anything coulda been down there, it was a risk with pretty much no reward but i went for it. no chocolate puddin was found thank god

but it didnt smell like roses either i bet. i have had a finger up my ass one time that is it.


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