Music Banter - The Sexual Experience Thread

Considering that Chris never talks about that **** I'm inclined to believe he doesn't make up sexual escapades unless it's just a vehicle for a wicked burn, which I would respect.

Cuthbert

06-24-2018 04:01 PM

I believe Chris.

Psy-Fi

06-24-2018 04:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fluff (Post 1965726)

I believe Chris.

I've got some oceanfront property in Ohio I'd like to sell you.

Cuthbert

06-24-2018 04:24 PM

#IStandWithChris

OccultHawk

06-24-2018 04:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1965725)

Considering that Chris never talks about that **** I'm inclined to believe he doesn't make up sexual escapades unless it's just a vehicle for a wicked burn, which I would respect.

Ouch

Oriphiel

06-24-2018 04:36 PM

:laughing:

Frownland

06-24-2018 08:37 PM

Chula's just mad because I turned him down when he asked.

YorkeDaddy

06-25-2018 08:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 1965607)

Got approached by a couple last night for a threesome. Negotiated (with the wife's help) to just bang her while he watched. She was great. Crazy horny, liked it rough, shook when she came, licked my *******. Hit it raw like a dumbass, hopefully that doesn't turn out bad. Dude was annoying as **** with his corny dirty talk the whole time which stunted the mood a bit. They're trying out an open relationship so I have her number for some private time in the future.

I usually keep my sex life to myself around here, so why am I sharing? The husband's name was Charles :D.

They didn’t know you at all beforehand? They just approached you out of nowhere?

grindy

06-25-2018 08:37 AM

They assumed that a fellow fatso wouldn't judge.