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Mojo 04-21-2011 05:39 AM
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Originally Posted by crash_override (Post 1039537)
Makes you wonder who she'd be having the sex with then.
Well unless I'm mistaken, the sex would have to take place in the kitchen anyway to incorporate everything else.

crash_override 04-21-2011 05:44 AM
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Originally Posted by mojopinuk (Post 1039542)
Well unless I'm mistaken, the sex would have to take place in the kitchen anyway to incorporate everything else.
I thought her and the mailman would be in the kitchen cleaning things up and you would be in the living room recliner yelling for a beer.

Scarlett O'Hara 04-21-2011 05:55 AM
wait, she would be getting done doggie style so her hands are free.

crash_override 04-21-2011 06:06 AM
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Originally Posted by Vanilla (Post 1039548)
wait, she would be getting done doggie style so her hands are free.
Of course, I thought that went without saying...

Scarlett O'Hara 04-21-2011 06:07 AM
So there is no reason she can't clean with one hand, cook with the other and get a beer from the fridge with her mouth. Other than sucking **** what is it useful for?

Howard the Duck 04-21-2011 06:08 AM
and play Tekken with her toes as well

crash_override 04-21-2011 06:12 AM
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Originally Posted by Vanilla (Post 1039560)
So there is no reason she can't clean with one hand, cook with the other and get a beer from the fridge with her mouth. Other than sucking **** what is it useful for?
Certainly not mouthing back, that's for sure.

Scarlett O'Hara 04-21-2011 06:13 AM
Hell no, none of that. Infact if she does give lip, cut her tongue off. Women don't have any right to talk other than agreeing with any mans request.

djchameleon 04-21-2011 06:34 AM
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Originally Posted by Vanilla (Post 1039566)
Hell no, none of that. Infact if she does give lip, cut her tongue off. Women don't have any right to talk other than agreeing with any mans request.
whoa, cutting the tongue off is a bit far.

her tongue needs to stay in tact for sexual purposes.

crash_override 04-21-2011 06:36 AM
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Originally Posted by djchameleon (Post 1039583)
whoa, cutting the tongue off is a bit far.

her tongue needs to stay in tact for sexual purposes.
So you're a rim-job guy eh?

Never been a fan myself.

djchameleon 04-21-2011 06:39 AM
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Originally Posted by crash_override (Post 1039584)
So you're a rim-job guy eh?

Never been a fan myself.
yes I'm quite fond of rim jobs but you DO know that a little tongue under the penis during a blowjob is heaven right?

Scarlett O'Hara 04-21-2011 06:49 AM
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Originally Posted by djchameleon (Post 1039587)
yes I'm quite fond of rim jobs but you DO know that a little tongue under the penis during a blowjob is heaven right?
Oh yeah guys love that. I'm a tongue flicker, I flick the top as I suck. It's art.

The Virgin 04-21-2011 01:47 PM
i can guarantee that i lick and suck penises better than any b*tch can

djchameleon 04-21-2011 01:49 PM
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Originally Posted by The Virgin (Post 1039853)
i can guarantee that i lick and suck penises better than any b*tch can
I'll just take your word for it.

I rather have Vanilla or some other female do it.

Howard the Duck 04-22-2011 02:00 AM
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Originally Posted by The Virgin (Post 1039853)
i can guarantee that i lick and suck penises better than any b*tch can
Quote:
Originally Posted by djchameleon (Post 1039855)
I'll just take your word for it.

I rather have Vanilla or some other female do it.
depends on which way my bi meter swings but TheVirgin's not really my type - too "in the middle" - i want ladyboys

Mojo 04-22-2011 02:02 AM
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Originally Posted by The Virgin (Post 1039853)
i can guarantee that i lick and suck penises better than any b*tch can
Women must curse their bad luck that you are gay, mustn't they?

All the good ones, as they say.

Scarlett O'Hara 04-22-2011 02:21 AM
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Originally Posted by mojopinuk (Post 1040235)
Women must curse their bad luck that you are gay, mustn't they?

All the good ones, as they say.
:laughing:

Good one alright.

Dr_Rez 04-25-2011 10:25 PM
Intresting last few pages.

Howard the Duck 04-25-2011 10:27 PM
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Originally Posted by mojopinuk (Post 1040235)
Women must curse their bad luck that you are gay, mustn't they?

All the good ones, as they say.
nah I think a calf can do better than him

FETCHER. 04-26-2011 07:24 AM
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Originally Posted by mojopinuk (Post 1040235)
Women must curse their bad luck that you are gay, mustn't they?

All the good ones, as they say.
:laughing:

highoctane93 05-06-2011 11:06 AM
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Originally Posted by s_k (Post 1016670)
I suppose you've had a rather good sexual experience then :D.
Very much ontopic.
i guess lol im sure if i were sober most times i would have actually enjoyed them better lol

Quote:
Originally Posted by ThePhanastasio (Post 1017782)
I got laid a few nights ago because I was at a party just to get away from my family for a bit, some people asked me to bring my guitar in, and I played, "Free Fallin" by Tom Petty. Three chords...it really should not be that easy to impress some girls. :laughing:
woww lol wish i was at ur parties :)

The Batlord 05-06-2011 11:25 AM
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Originally Posted by highoctane93 (Post 1049319)
i guess lol im sure if i were sober most times i would have actually enjoyed them better lol
Yeah, drunk sex kinda sucks. Especially if you're a dude.

Burning Down 05-06-2011 11:46 AM
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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1049333)
Yeah, drunk sex kinda sucks. Especially if you're a dude.
Whiskey dick :laughing:

The Batlord 05-06-2011 11:55 AM
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Originally Posted by Burning Down (Post 1049352)
Whiskey dick :laughing:
WHO TOLD YOU ABOUT THA-uh, I mean...what are you talking about?

Ilistentomusic 05-08-2011 12:18 PM
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Originally Posted by Vanilla (Post 632262)
My flatmates are gonna start thinking I'm a freaking weirdo I'm always laughing to myself in my room.
Do you live in New Zealand.

Farfisa 05-08-2011 06:17 PM
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Originally Posted by Burning Down (Post 1049352)
Whiskey dick :laughing:
Sounds sexy. I love a man who can't get it up.

PurpleWolf 05-09-2011 07:39 AM
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Originally Posted by loose_lips_sink_ships (Post 1050553)
Sounds sexy. I love a man who can't get it up.
:laughing:
And why is that? :P

Burning Down 05-09-2011 09:18 AM
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Originally Posted by loose_lips_sink_ships (Post 1050553)
Sounds sexy. I love a man who can't get it up.
:laughing:

highoctane93 05-09-2011 09:58 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1049333)
Yeah, drunk sex kinda sucks. Especially if you're a dude.
yeah lol guys are SLOPPY when drunk

Quote:
Originally Posted by Burning Down (Post 1049352)
Whiskey dick :laughing:
hahaha :rofl:

Howard the Duck 05-09-2011 10:01 PM
i'm still a virgin in my ass, in case anyone's interested to know

Sansa Stark 05-09-2011 10:02 PM
You're missin out man!!!1!!1

MoonlitSunshine 05-10-2011 01:44 AM
I don't plan on ever not being a virgin in the ass...

Scarlett O'Hara 05-10-2011 05:14 AM
^ :rofl:

Howard the Duck 05-10-2011 07:35 AM
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Originally Posted by MoonlitSunshine (Post 1051289)
I don't plan on ever not being a virgin in the ass...
i wouldn't mind so much with a woman with a strap-on

FETCHER. 05-10-2011 10:24 AM
Omg. Didn't read whoposred it. I just woke up and ofcourse thought it was TheVirgin. Sorry Duce mate. But if you mention it again... Haha.

Quote:
Originally Posted by Il Duce (Post 1051233)
i'm still a virgin in my ass, in case anyone's interested to know
I didn't know you could be a virgin "in da a*s" fifty times? That's atleast how many times you've told us. STFU about being gay. It's a music forum not a LBGT community.

Urban Hat€monger ? 05-10-2011 10:57 AM
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Originally Posted by MoonlitSunshine (Post 1051289)
I don't plan on ever not being a virgin in the ass...
Prostate exams count.

Especially if you come.

MoonlitSunshine 05-10-2011 04:37 PM
haven't had any of them!

Howard the Duck 05-10-2011 11:12 PM
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Originally Posted by MoonlitSunshine (Post 1051576)
haven't had any of them!
so how are your prostrates?

The Virgin 05-11-2011 12:07 AM
i've observed from most porn videos, all of them shows women going down (giving bj) to a man but it is very rare seeing a man going down on a woman (cunilingus). i'm not sure how the straight world's porn do but i find it kind of, unfair. i'm wondering if this is also the same case in the real world for straight couples.

just a thought.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...nter/EGG01.png

Howard the Duck 05-11-2011 12:17 AM
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Originally Posted by The Virgin (Post 1051770)
i've observed from most porn videos, all of them shows women going down (giving bj) to a man but it is very rare seeing a man going down on a woman (cunilingus). i'm not sure how the straight world's porn do but i find it kind of, unfair. i'm wondering if this is also the same case in the real world for straight couples.

just a thought.
most of the flagrant homosexuals I know doesn't really like the taste


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