I've heard guys who smoke weed all the time might have problems pitching a tent, tell him to lay off the bong rips.

Ummm.....I would have to say that's not true.






































Just sayin'...

if that ever happens it is because weed can make you think about things more...thus get more paranoid about performance...then it doesn't happen.

i find it actually makes me..uhh...more in the mood

I'd most likely go with nerves triggering a fight or flight response meaning all the blood rushes to his muscles rather than his man pump. This is assuming three things 1. he actually does find you attractive (and if he didn't why would he be in this situation) 2. he actually does want to sleep with you (ref 1) 3. there's probably been a steady build up to this moment full of sexual tension and/or this will be his first time. Solution: get him baked. Kills nerves and, I gotta say I agree with Satchmo ... being stoned really doesn't do much wrong to love pump functioning. In fact probably the reverse ...

are you kidding me? the answer is clearly that he likes other guys. have men in here actually passed up this opportunity before?

No I think you're the only one going through an experimental stage.

Ohhhhhhh

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I get really horny on weed. And red wine. Mmmm....sex.

Do any of the girls here get turned on by rubbing your nipples? I have always been so turned on if I rub them.

You know, Vanilla, I'm going to have to stop you from posting in this thread. The idea of you sitting about tweaking your nipples is just too much for my poor heart to bear :(

It's a mjor turn on, I agree.

Im trying and its not working, may I borrow yours for a sec?

I read the first half of the post and thought "Now there's a guy I can agree with" (although I don't smoke pot anymore, it used to make me frisky)

Then I read the second half.........

Vanilla is female.

i thought you were all religious n'****? but yes weed/wine/women is good. i dunno about the nips

I feel dirty reading that... whatever happened to decency on the internet?

There's nothing against self pleasure in the Bible. You've mistaken that for the Catholic Church.

To the others, yes it was important for me to disclose this information, for normality reasons hehe. Aww sug, I am glad to hear.

yeah...i was raised catholic and it always seemed like all the other christians had way more fun....

everything you do is evil as a catholic. i once had a priest tell me i was going straight to hell for chewing gum in mass. that was probably the day i decided it was bull****

Same, an emotionless slab of concrete in the shape of a candy bar.
I hate being the only homosexual chick in my town.

Wait what

They once made an exorcism session for my cousin cause he was sleep walking. And yes "self-pleasure" is a sin, cause you're being selfish and not sharing your pleasure, thus the name "self"-pleasure. And if you tried to share it, then it's a sin, because it's not for the goal of procreation. So like duga said, everything you do is evil as a catholic.

anyway........ Whah?

Although I can't say with 100% certainty that the story is against masturbation, there is the story of Onan in the bible. God wants him to impregnate his dead brother's wife, but Onan pulls out and spills his semen on the ground each time instead. Or something along those lines.

God is angered and kills him. Many have interpreted that story as saying that spilling your seed, masturbation, is a sin. The word masturbation is "onani" in norwegian, after Onan.

However, girls don't spill their seeds by masturbation anyways. ;)

Hmmm, that was quite an interesting read tore, thanks for that

What I think we have here, folks, is the first documented case of the pull-out method. I'm calling it the Onan-method from now on.

i wasn't referring to pleasuring yourself i was referring to alcohol and weed... i have christian friends that don't drink alcohol or even smoke cigs. actually i just read up on it and apparently it's not "prohibited" (even though people tend to be arbitrary on that to suit their purpose)

lol, deal.

Ok, but not every Christian is the same. I barely smoke weed (which is natural by the way) and drink, but that doesn't mean I'm a bad Christian. It's about what you do for others and for God for your faith. Trust me God knows I'm a sinner but I can still do cool things for him.

Christianity is all about good partying... Turning water to alcohol was Christ's first miracle, he even calls it his blood. I tell you, that guy is the man!

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Ha ha, you crack me up, thats exactly what I thought. I wish I knew that in sex ed class, thats a pretty hefty defence in favor of thee pull out.

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:laughing: You should be a sex-ed teacher, seriously! Kids would probably learn something with a funny teacher.

oh i wasn't saying you're a bad christian, i'm just saying you're going to burn in hell for eternity.

Hell was a little more nuanced back in the days. I mean, although it's perhaps not exactly the foremost authority on what awaits people (christians) in the afterlife, Dante's Divine Comedy is full of lovely descriptions on what sort of punishment might await you depending on what sort of sinnery you've been engaged in.

My sin would probably be not believing and not being baptized. I would have to chill out with Socrates, Aristotles and the other virtous pagans in Limbo. Possibly I would be punished for having sex outside of marriage or something, but I can't remember any specifics about that. I can't remember anything about weed or masturbation either for that matter.

How's it after losing the jacket? Feel pretty good? :laughing:

that is actually the one funny thing about catholics...everything you do is evil pretty much except alcohol. ever been to a catholic wedding? yeah they like their booze. every catholic family i meet has at least 1 or 2 alcoholics.

i can finally flex my puny biceps

Well today I discovered that the vagina has two holes...

HAHAHAHAHAHA!

Why is everyone winning today?!?!?! :laughing:

You didn't try to stick it in the peehole, did you?

Old news for me!!!

I only learned where my cliterous was last year.