My boyfriend is obsessed with putting it in my butt. I'm saving that for when I really want something, like a ****in yacht or human sacrifice.

:yeah:

Keep it tight, you don't want to end up like Batlord. It's a fantastic thing but **** the long term problems it creates.

#teamcarpesboyfriend

#teamcarpesbuttginity

#teamdignityisforprudes

#teamkeepitinyourpantsscotty

#teamwhyyouallgottahateonthebuttseckz

Fuck your hashtags, they have no power in this realm.

#pavetherainforest

Team fuck hashtags