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Freebase Dali 09-28-2014 03:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Carpe Mortem (Post 1491320)
My boyfriend is obsessed with putting it in my butt. I'm saving that for when I really want something, like a ****in yacht or human sacrifice.

Here's a tip. Meet halfway. Let him hotdog you.

The Batlord 09-28-2014 03:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Freebase Dali (Post 1491749)
Here's a tip. Meet halfway. Let him hotdog you.

That sounds like a classy alternative.

bulbasaur 09-28-2014 04:14 PM

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DwnWthVwls 09-28-2014 04:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Freebase Dali (Post 1491749)
Here's a tip. Meet halfway. Let him hotdog you.

Never understood the appeal in that or tittyf*cking. It just doesn't feel all that amazing. If it's already in the vicinity than stick it in a hole!

Black Francis 09-29-2014 09:38 AM

i knew a girl that told me she wanted to put a strap on and f*ck me..

She is the only girl that has ever freaked me out lol

i remember we were talking about our wildest fantasies and she said that to me and it freaked me out like i said cause ive never done that or ever plan on doing that and what if i liked it? then all the girls i meet are gonna have to do it too. lol

It wasn't the idea of a strap on that freaked me out, it was the role reversal of it.
Im supposed to give the D not take it and even though im not opposed to being dominated by a female taking it doggy style sounded like too much.

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1491752)
That sounds like a classy alternative.

Sounds like a waste of food..

FETCHER. 09-29-2014 09:46 AM

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Originally Posted by goofle (Post 1491599)
#teamkeepitinyourpantsscotty

never.

The Batlord 09-29-2014 09:55 AM

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Originally Posted by Black Francis (Post 1491967)
i knew a girl that told me she wanted to put a strap on and f*ck me..

She is the only girl that has ever freaked me out lol

i remember we were talking about our wildest fantasies and she said that to me and it freaked me out like i said cause ive never done that or ever plan on doing that and what if i liked it? then all the girls i meet are gonna have to do it too. lol

It wasn't the idea of a strap on that freaked me out, it was the role reversal of it.
Im supposed to give the D not take it and even though im not opposed to being dominated by a female taking it doggy style sounded like too much.

Hey, don't knock it till you get knocked. That would've been the opening I've been waiting for.

Black Francis 09-29-2014 10:06 AM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1491973)
Hey, don't knock it till you get knocked. That would've been the opening I've been waiting for.

:laughing:

the thing is i KNOW i would probably get off on it and i don't want that..
i don't wanna keep taking sexual acts to the next LvL cause then i can't return from that.
When i look at a strap on now i don't get exited over it and i would like to keep it that way :p:

The Batlord 09-29-2014 10:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Black Francis (Post 1491977)
:laughing:

the thing is i KNOW i would probably get off on it and i don't want that..
i don't wanna keep taking sexual acts to the next LvL cause then i can't return from that.
When i look at a strap on now i don't get exited over it and i would like to keep it that way :p:

Why would you wanna return? Be like Alice down the rabbit hole. Except the rabbit hole's your nughole and Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum wanna run a train on you while the Mad Hatter masturbates.

Frownland 09-29-2014 10:39 AM

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Originally Posted by Black Francis (Post 1491967)
i knew a girl that told me she wanted to put a strap on and f*ck me..

She is the only girl that has ever freaked me out lol

i remember we were talking about our wildest fantasies and she said that to me and it freaked me out like i said cause ive never done that or ever plan on doing that and what if i liked it? then all the girls i meet are gonna have to do it too. lol

It wasn't the idea of a strap on that freaked me out, it was the role reversal of it.
Im supposed to give the D not take it and even though im not opposed to being dominated by a female taking it doggy style sounded like too much.



Sounds like a waste of food..



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