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Oriphiel 05-08-2015 10:24 AM
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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1587311)
I'll never forgive Sansa for ruining that for me
http://i44.tinypic.com/sn6c.gif

The Batlord 05-08-2015 10:28 AM
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Originally Posted by Chula Vista (Post 1587317)
Spoiler for So sorry Bat:
During my lost summer of 86 when I was separated and single I dated a squirter for a while. After the initial wow factor wore off we kinda experimented with whole thing. She was as perplexed as me. (this was way before porn made it such a "thing".) The amount of squirt was in direct proportion to how much she had or hadn't peed right before sex. If she took a good long hard piss right before there was basically nothing. And really, all you need to do is not wash the sheets afterwards. After a day or so later the pee stench is unmistakeable.
I'll not take your anecdotal evidence. Now piss off, you rain parader.

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Originally Posted by Oriphiel (Post 1587324)
Tell that cunt "Fuck you" next time you're both in plug.

LoathsomePete 05-09-2015 11:38 AM
So I actually managed to have my first ever sex dream where there was actual sex involved. Most of the time I either end up cock blocking myself or it turns into some kind of Cronenburg body horror dream where the vagina has teeth or something.

I really need to get laid.

Chula Vista 05-09-2015 11:59 AM
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Originally Posted by LoathsomePete (Post 1587658)
So I actually managed to have my first ever sex dream where there was actual sex involved. Most of the time I either end up cock blocking myself or it turns into some kind of Cronenburg body horror dream where the vagina has teeth or something.

I really need to get laid.
Google: Tori Black and Rebecca Linares.

You're welcome.

DwnWthVwls 05-09-2015 12:00 PM
Google fucks you now?

Chula Vista 05-09-2015 12:02 PM
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Originally Posted by DwnWthVwls (Post 1587675)
Google fucks you now?
Nah, just enhances the masturbatory experience.

The Batlord 05-09-2015 12:09 PM
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Originally Posted by Chula Vista (Post 1587674)
Google: Tori Black and Rebecca Linares.

You're welcome.
Mainstream porn = too fake to even whack it to anymore

Chula Vista 05-09-2015 01:05 PM
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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1587677)
Mainstream porn = too fake to even whack it to anymore
Their 3-someone is epic. Sorry to hear that you need a donkey and a drunken TJ whore to get your dick hard.

The Batlord 05-09-2015 01:11 PM
Bleached lighting, painfully fake moaning, and pop shots just put me to sleep.

Chula Vista 05-09-2015 01:12 PM
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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1587715)
Bleached lighting, painfully fake moaning, and pop shots just put me to sleep.
Watch the vid. None of that. Lots of well earned sweat though.

9/10


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