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Black Francis 05-07-2015 08:07 AM

https://catmacros.files.wordpress.co...t_hear_cat.jpg

Impossible, squirting and golden showers are 2 different tags.

Chula Vista 05-07-2015 08:57 AM

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Originally Posted by tore (Post 1586923)

Knew it all along.

Scarlett O'Hara 05-08-2015 12:00 AM

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Originally Posted by tore (Post 1586923)
Sorry guys.

Study Concludes That Women Who Squirt During Sex Are Actually Peeing | IFLScience

Seems you're just aroused by good old piss :(

Tore, I'm shocked by you. Did you read a sample size of 7? How is this confirming it?

WWWP 05-08-2015 12:08 AM

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Originally Posted by tore (Post 1586923)
Sorry guys.

Study Concludes That Women Who Squirt During Sex Are Actually Peeing | IFLScience

Seems you're just aroused by good old piss :(

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Originally Posted by wolverinewolfweiselpigeon (Post 1320694)

:laughing:

Guybrush 05-08-2015 04:55 AM

I've had a hard time letting it go, but now I think I finally can :p:

Black Francis 05-08-2015 07:48 AM

Ok let's say IT IS pee, Are they getting an orgasmic release outta peeing or are they just peeing for the hell of it?

I remember hearing a guy talking about how girls got so excited over seeing the rolling stones that they peed themselves. were those girls squirting?

Chula Vista 05-08-2015 09:04 AM

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Originally Posted by Black Francis (Post 1587277)
Ok let's say IT IS pee, Are they getting an orgasmic release outta peeing or are they just peeing for the hell of it?

Orgasm is so intense that they lose control of the muscle that usually holds it in. Most girls don't lose control. Some do.

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I remember hearing a guy talking about how girls got so excited over seeing the rolling stones that they peed themselves. were those girls squirting?
After the Beatles played the Ed Sullivan show the janitors reported finding a lot of girl's urine soaked underwear in the theater. Ever laughed so hard that you peed? Kinda the same thing.

Guybrush 05-08-2015 09:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Vanilla (Post 1587237)
Tore, I'm shocked by you. Did you read a sample size of 7? How is this confirming it?

I'd say it all adds up. As has been brought up earlier, there's no other good explanation of where this ejaculate should come from. I'm now referring to this kind of stuff :

https://zinginsights.files.wordpress...le-popping.jpg

And not just a wee bit of vaginaslime that might ooze out during intercourse.

As has been mentioned before, there's simply no other bladder down there that could produce the amount of fluid that we see in porn etc.

The Batlord 05-08-2015 09:47 AM

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Originally Posted by tore (Post 1587304)
As has been mentioned before, there's simply no other bladder down there that could produce the amount of fluid that we see in porn etc.

I thought I'd seen studies that said the opposite. I know porn squirting is bogus (I'll never forgive Sansa for ruining that for me), but I thought it was somewhat agreed on that it was real to some extent. And I'd think that people would be able to tell the difference between pee and vaginal fluid, unless it was mixed, I guess.

If you're right, I'll hate you forever. Sansa might have forever destroyed squirt porn for me, but you have just almost completely crushed what remained of the dream.

If you ever come across a study that says that a significant majority of Sybian videos are faked, then please keep it to yourself. I'm sure plenty of them are, just cause I know (from second hand sources, shut up) that girly parts are often too sensitive for that kind of stimulation, but I like to maintain a plausible deniability.

Please stop using your scientific expertise for evil. Science is supposed to be used for the betterment of mankind, and this is not it.

Edit: Think I might start a thread about fakeness in porn in general.

Chula Vista 05-08-2015 10:08 AM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1587311)
If you're right, I'll hate you forever.

Spoiler for So sorry Bat:
During my lost summer of 86 when I was separated and single I dated a squirter for a while. After the initial wow factor wore off we kinda experimented with whole thing. She was as perplexed as me. (this was way before porn made it such a "thing".) The amount of squirt was in direct proportion to how much she had or hadn't peed right before sex. If she took a good long hard piss right before there was basically nothing. And really, all you need to do is not wash the sheets afterwards. After a day or so later the pee stench is unmistakeable.


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