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The Batlord 06-12-2015 02:00 AM
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Originally Posted by wolverinewolfweiselpigeon (Post 1601206)
All actually really good advice. You have to accept that everyone's got their ****, and even though you're sometimes involved in someone else's **** it's not usually about you.
Translation: it's not you, it's her, so quit being so self-absorbed.

John Wilkes Booth 06-12-2015 07:04 PM
"my boyfriend just went to jail on a probation violation"

run for the hills or pursue anyway?

fiddler 06-12-2015 07:14 PM
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Originally Posted by John Wilkes Booth (Post 1601445)
"my boyfriend just went to jail on a probation violation"

run for the hills or pursue anyway?
Well until he gets out of the joint again, what're you going to do? Fuck through the opening in the Plexiglas?

The Batlord 06-12-2015 07:30 PM
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Originally Posted by fiddler (Post 1601450)
Well until he gets out of the joint again, what're you going to do? Fuck through the opening in the Plexiglas?
I'd be down. It's like a glory hole, but without the mystery.

John Wilkes Booth 06-12-2015 07:40 PM
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Originally Posted by fiddler (Post 1601450)
Well until he gets out of the joint again, what're you going to do? Fuck through the opening in the Plexiglas?
nah you misunderstand

this is what i'm told from some chick i was talking to

Chula Vista 06-12-2015 08:12 PM
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Originally Posted by John Wilkes Booth (Post 1601460)
nah you misunderstand

this is what i'm told from some chick i was talking to
How long is he in for and how hot is the girl?

John Wilkes Booth 06-12-2015 08:37 PM
dunno and she's alright.. more cute than hot tbh

fiddler 06-12-2015 08:52 PM
Aha okay, now I see. Run for the hills, hide your balls and hide your money!

The Batlord 06-12-2015 09:05 PM
Wait, so what'd he do? Both to get on probation and to violate it.

fiddler 06-12-2015 09:06 PM
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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1601485)
Wait, so what'd he do? Both to get on probation and to violate it.
Betchya a beer* it was a violent crime such as assault (any thereof) or drug related.



*Note: not a valid offer.


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