It's not a joke.

Oh ****. How does that even happen?

Well...my mother has three kids (me and my two sisters), and she got together with a guy who had custody of his three kids (a boy and two girls). So, here we are, six kids all thrown together in the same house. The step-dad turned out to be a deadbeat who wouldn't work and just watched porn all day...in front of us. My mom worked three jobs to make up the lack. So we were totally unsupervised. When we all hit our early teenage years, hormones kicked in and a lot of ****ing ensued.

One day my sister and step-sister were naked under the sheet on their shared bed and told me they wanted to play a game. I had to identify them by touch alone, and if I could do so, I could **** them. So I felt them up without seeing their faces and correctly identified them. Cue threeway.

^**** man! How old were you?

Like 13 or 14. My sister is 2 1/2 years older. Step sister is one year younger.

Damn. So like what kind of scumbag was your stepdad? Watching porn in front of kids? Seriously?!

The step-dad was a nightmare. And he kept all his vileness a secret from my mom. He would turn on the porn only after she left, and he raped my sister for years. I didn't know this until we were adults, and she just broke down and told me. I think her abuse at his hands led her to play that game with us...she was confused, broken, and everything else.

For me it was great fun at the time, but now I understand why it happened.

My sister went on to become a crack-addicted stripper. She's doing better now, though. No longer an addict, has settled down. But she's never faced her demons as far as I can tell. Just buried everything way down.

The step-dad didn't meddle with his own daughters, and my younger sister was too young (?) for him. So my older sister got the brunt of his sexual abuse.

****. I mean... and your step-sister? Do you even still talk to her to know how she is?

My mom left that dickhead when I was just about to turn 16. My older sister spit in his face as we walked out the door. I mean, he beat us a lot, but I thought my sister's reaction was quite virulent. Now I know why.

So we lost all contact with that family and moved states. I started high school and tried to forget all the ****ed up **** I'd been through. And for a while I deceived myself into thinking I was okay. Holy **** was I not.

Since I live in another country, I don't really keep in contact with my sister that much, but we're on good terms and have no problems with each other. She once came to visit me here, and that's when she broke down and told me and ked about what really happened to her.

So, yeah, as far as sexual experiences go, my childhood was ****ed up.

You sound remarkably calm about all this. That is about ten tons of heavy **** and I'd be pretty freaked out.