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The Batlord 06-28-2018 06:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Chula Vista (Post 1967535)
When I first joined this forum, you were the one who talked me down from going into the details of my sexual exploits during my sixth month separation, pre-AIDS.

And Linda was always a beast. Sometimes we get lucky right out of the gate. We've done **** you only jerk off too while watching videos.

The **** you've done I'd probably skip after fast forwarding a few times to see if it got interesting and then go find a more demented video. There's no way you have my deviant imagination.

Zhanteimi 06-28-2018 06:24 PM

I've bred my wife again. We're expecting #8 in a month.

OccultHawk 06-28-2018 06:27 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1967645)
The **** you've done I'd probably skip after fast forwarding a few times to see if it got interesting and then go find a more demented video. There's no way you have my deviant imagination.

https://media.giphy.com/media/bEVKYB487Lqxy/giphy.gif

He says he can out fantasize you, Chula!

OccultHawk 06-28-2018 06:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Zhanteimi (Post 1967648)
I've bred my wife again. We're expecting #8 in a month.

Are you an alpha?

grindy 06-28-2018 06:30 PM

I have to stop reading this disgusting thread but I just know that there's some modding to be done soon and Frown sure as hell ain't gonna do it.

Chula Vista 06-28-2018 06:30 PM

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Originally Posted by OccultHawk (Post 1967650)

He says he can out fantasize you, Chula!

Vivid memory >>>>> fantasy.

Key 06-28-2018 06:51 PM

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Originally Posted by grindy (Post 1967652)
I have to stop reading this disgusting thread but I just know that there's some modding to be done soon and Frown sure as hell ain't gonna do it.

Surprised it didn't get modded sooner

YorkeDaddy 06-28-2018 07:14 PM

Meanwhile I’m trying to figure out what’s gonna get modded and why

The Batlord 06-28-2018 07:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chula Vista (Post 1967653)
Vivid memory >>>>> fantasy.

You can practice all you want but you can't even figure out what time signature I'm on.

Key 06-28-2018 07:41 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1967672)
You can practice all you want but you can't even figure out what time signature I'm on.

I read that in the rhythm of Hotel California. Was that intentional?


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