I wanna start my hoe phase any tips?

Nah I'm not a farmer.

Step 1: lower your standards
Step 2: ....nah never mind step 1 pretty much covers it pal

If you were gay, you'd just go on a hookup app and there'd be about a gazillion other horny hoes waiting for you. Most of them not much to look at but a hole is a hole.

Sadly, this doesn't seem to apply for straight people.

Or does it?

doesn't seem like it

If you go on a straight dating app here it's a brunch of women "looking for something serious/not here for hookups/etc"... Sad state of affairs

Have you tried sending unsolicited dick pics? I feel like that might work.

Not my style nah

I have been on sites that cater for both men and women, straight, gay or in between, and if the comments of the female members are anything to go by, it seems that most of the women have a very different mentality from gay men regarding this sort of thing.

For some of those ladies, sending a private message of ANY sort, without first engaging in lots of chat in the public arena, and saying "Oh would you mind if I communicated with you via a private message" is considered a gross violation of standards. Complaints to the admin, along the lines of "I don't know this person, and he contacted me via my private inbox!" have been known to occur. We are not talking about unsolicited pictures of genitals here; even a friendly message of hello is seen as "creepy" and "stalking". Perhaps they are like this because they had bad experiences in the past, but whatever the reason, it makes me wonder how some of them actually manage to form any kind of acquaintance on those sites, and indeed to wonder why they are there in the first place.