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jackhammer 07-31-2009 08:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Freebase Dali (Post 712680)
Of course, I wasn't alluding to having a large member. I'm average at best.
Just saying...

Besides, I don't write fancy. So it's no help either way.

I enscribe damn well even if I do say so myself!

Freebase Dali 07-31-2009 08:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jackhammer (Post 712682)
I enscribe damn well even if I do say so myself!

I type.
Yea, we can see where this is going...

Scarlett O'Hara 07-31-2009 08:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Freebase Dali (Post 712676)
Oh you guys!
You really know how to make me spit beer on my keyboard.

P.S...
Shouldn't there be a sparring thread? Next time I get in an argument, I'd like the peace of mind knowing it's not totally off topic, what with my utter regard for forum policy and all.


P.P.S...
So ladies, how big is big enough?


Anytime hun! Big is big enough when it doesn't bruise your other end, but can still reach it ;)

Laces Out Dan! 07-31-2009 08:03 PM

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Originally Posted by jackhammer (Post 712677)
it's not how big your pencil is, it's how you write your name Dali.

http://www.mcphee.com/pixlarge/11126.jpg
In case you guys ever wondered.

jackhammer 07-31-2009 08:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Laces Out Dan! (Post 712686)
http://www.mcphee.com/pixlarge/11126.jpg
In case you guys ever wondered.

That is known as reverse self portrait syndrome Scott ;)

Freebase Dali 07-31-2009 08:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vanilla (Post 712685)
Anytime hun! Big is big enough when it doesn't bruise your other end, but can still reach it ;)

Thank you.
I'm pretty much trying to get a consensus of the ladies' opinions regarding that around here.

For those who can't settle for less than a monster, what possible enjoyment could be had from being brutalized by a regular gut buster?

Freebase Dali 07-31-2009 08:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jackhammer (Post 712687)
That is known as reverse self portrait syndrome Scott ;)

In your world, little man, in your world.
;)

lucifer_sam 07-31-2009 09:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Laces Out Dan! (Post 712686)
http://www.mcphee.com/pixlarge/11126.jpg
In case you guys ever wondered.

you've got some tiny hands there, bro.

Freebase Dali 07-31-2009 09:28 PM

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Originally Posted by lucifer_sam (Post 712737)
you've got some tiny hands there, bro.

:rofl:

jackhammer 08-01-2009 08:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Freebase Dali (Post 712690)
In your world, little man, in your world.
;)

In my world, my junk works ;)


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