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Janszoon 04-09-2009 11:10 PM
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Originally Posted by boo boo (Post 634183)
Tennessee, very close to Memphis.

Or as my very racially sensitive peers call it, "Memphrica"
A friend of mine I and have this running joke of calling it "Menfist".

Darkest Hour 04-09-2009 11:26 PM
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Originally Posted by Thrice (Post 634422)
Man I wished we all lived near each other and we could all go out and get ladies. I suck at talking to girls too, but thats why you have friends to play wingman and talk you up. When I was 18, I lived with a couple guys that were older than me that tore me off the comp and took me out. Thats what alot of people need IMO, is a helpful hand holding come extra confidence.
dude, i've already talked to several girls and had a girlfriend. But i just don't do well and feel uncomfortable 99.9% of the time. So i stay away, lol

FireInCairo 04-10-2009 12:26 AM
I love sex and have a great sexual relationship with my gorgeous girlfriend, but I find it really frustrating due to having too much stamina...and being unfit. It tends to get a bit exhausting. It's fine for her, she could come all day but for me it's consistently too tiring and I hate to be asking for a blowjob to finish off after every time.

djchameleon 04-10-2009 07:25 AM
I hated blowjobs for the longest....I have so many blowjob horror stories.....I'm still a little nervous about having girls go down on me.....I rather just go down on her or get right to the business but....for about five years or so....I didn't want anything to do with blowjobs

Farfisa 04-10-2009 07:27 AM
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Originally Posted by djchameleon (Post 634542)
I hated blowjobs for the longest....I have so many blowjob horror stories.....I'm still a little nervous about having girls go down on me.....I rather just go down on her or get right to the business but....for about five years or so....I didn't want anything to do with blowjobs
Bit down did she?

djchameleon 04-10-2009 07:32 AM
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Originally Posted by loose_lips_sink_ships (Post 634544)
Bit down did she?
nope....I've had teeth scrap against it and it's not a ****ing turn on...just makes me nervous:shycouch:

I've had this girl start sucking me off outside of a bar and then proceeded to throw up

I've had the braces incident happen to me....where part of my skin got caught in her braces

tongue rings are overrated.....you figure that one out

another drunk chick just bite down deep into it thinking it was a hotdog she later told me....gah!

Freebase Dali 04-10-2009 07:41 AM
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I've had this girl start sucking me off outside of a bar and then proceed the throw up
That's never good for the ego.

boo boo 04-10-2009 07:54 AM
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Originally Posted by Janszoon (Post 634423)
A friend of mine I and have this running joke of calling it "Menfist".
But seriously Memphis is like the second blackest city in America.

Almost everyone in Memphis is black, and everyone who lives around it is white and racist. :laughing:

djchameleon 04-10-2009 08:00 AM
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Originally Posted by Veridical Fiction (Post 634555)
That's never good for the ego.
Nah it didn't bother me....I knew she was drunk and she wasn't even doing it right....she was half deep throating and like half gagging it was weird....but that's why she threw up

Freebase Dali 04-10-2009 08:03 AM
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Originally Posted by djchameleon (Post 634565)
Nah it didn't bother me....I knew she was drunk and she wasn't even doing it right....she was half deep throating and like half gagging it was weird....but that's why she threw up
Haha.. Yea that's kinda a turn off I'd think.
That's actually one of the reasons I didn't care for blowjobs at first... The girl I was dating at the time didn't know how to do it right.
Then I got one from this slutty broad and realized what all the fuss was about.

After that point, the rest of my relationships have been based on how good she polishes. lol... Yea, I'm shallow.


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