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savannah 04-08-2009 08:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SydMM (Post 633069)
Sex will never be boring for me. Masturbation just doesn't do it for me. I need a guy for the wheels to start turning in other words. There is sooo much more you can do.

sometimes i just cant sleep,....

Roygbiv 04-08-2009 08:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Thrice (Post 633067)
Yeah maybe it comes with age....

Mostly comes with the way you present yourself, the people you party with/are friends with, your behaviour AT a party, that attendee's willingness to drink themselves silly and spread their legs for you. If the attendee is not drunk, then you better hope you exude charisma. Not to mention whether that person is dating someone or otherwise, if the place that the party is being hosted has a spare room in which you two can tumble (otherwise it'll end up on youporn, and I'm sure that's not what your rep needs).

My point is: there are too many variables. Age helps too, I guess.

gunnels 04-08-2009 08:16 PM

I'm so surprised my peers haven't raided this thread yet.
*knocks on wood*

Urban Hat€monger ? 04-08-2009 08:21 PM

I had this fling with this hippy girl once. I don't know why I got involved with her I think the fact she had 48GG breasts may have been something to do with it.
The first time I slept with her she told me that after she orgasms she passes out so everytime we had sex afterwards i'd have to slap her around & make her drink something sugary to revive her.
If that wasn't bed enough her ex husband used to come round all the time & would be watching TV downstairs while I was seeing to her upstairs.
The final straw happened when after sex one night she decided she wanted to contact some of my dead relatives.

Last I heard she'd moved to New York & was trying to sell her psychic artwork somewhere.

Roygbiv 04-08-2009 08:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Urban Hatemonger (Post 633081)
I had this fling with this hippy girl once. I don't know why I got involved with her I think the fact she had 48GG breasts may have been something to do with it.
The first time I slept with her she told me that after she orgasms she passes out so everytime we had sex afterwards i'd have to slap her around & make her drink something sugary to revive her.
If that wasn't bed enough her ex husband used to come round all the time & would be watching TV downstairs while I was seeing to her upstairs.
The final straw happened when after sex one night she decided she wanted to contact some of my dead relatives.

Last I heard she'd moved to New York & was trying to sell her psychic artwork somewhere.


I'm a breast man, and that's too big.

Urban Hat€monger ? 04-08-2009 08:26 PM

I know , they got in the way all the time.

anticipation 04-08-2009 08:28 PM

it's good to have priorities though.

Roygbiv 04-08-2009 08:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Urban Hatemonger (Post 633084)
I know , they got in the way all the time.

Was she big boned?

Urban Hat€monger ? 04-08-2009 08:37 PM

She was a little bit on the chunky side , but I don't mind that :thumb:

Blue 04-08-2009 08:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Thrice (Post 633054)
I felt like that when I became a non-virgin.
Now, I just like to ****.

I just don't really have much interest right now in ****ing someone purely for my own physical pleasure because I think it's empty of what I'm looking for. A woman's not some object for me to do as I please, and I think intimacy is a very necessary part of the whole deal. I'm not really going to get that from someone drunk girl I meet at a bar. Besides, I stand far from the whole drinking/bar culture anyways since I quite dislike it. It's just not my shtick.


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