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Astronomer 07-08-2009 06:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Fal (Post 700386)
Enjoy your mediocre sex lives.

I'm pretty happy with my sex life not involving dirty tampons and poo.

The Unfan 07-08-2009 08:16 AM

Poo wouldn't be involved if you learned to wipe.

Roygbiv 07-08-2009 09:40 AM

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Originally Posted by shiseido red (Post 700387)
I'm pretty happy with my sex life not involving dirty tampons and poo.

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crash_override 07-08-2009 11:50 AM

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Originally Posted by The Unfan (Post 700423)
Poo wouldn't be involved if you learned to wipe.

Sad. But true.

Kevorkian Logic 07-08-2009 01:43 PM

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Originally Posted by shiseido red (Post 700387)
I'm pretty happy with my sex life not involving dirty tampons and poo.


i'm with her on this one.

Freebase Dali 07-08-2009 02:06 PM

What's up with the prudes in here?
Who doesn't enjoy a little extra-poo-lickular activity?
Bloody tampons? Lemme' at 'em. Seafood tongs and latex gloves are overrated.

Nah..
But in all seriousness, for some of the explicit conversation going on in here.. you'd think this was the sexual experience thread...

Son of JayJamJah 07-08-2009 02:12 PM

I know I wouldn't lick a toliet bowl after even after it's flushed

You can't flush an asshole, So I know I'm not licking that.

I'm with Red on this one, No thanks on the brown town Slurpee.

Freebase Dali 07-08-2009 02:18 PM

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Originally Posted by JayJamJah (Post 700551)
I know I wouldn't lick a toliet bowl after even after it's flushed

You can't flush an asshole, So I know I'm not licking that.

I'm with Red on this one, No thanks on the brown town Slurpee.

Yea I personally wouldn't lick an ass either unless there was some money involved to afford me way more than a bottle of listerine and/or a pair of scissors.
But that's just me. I ain't knocking anyone who happens enjoy nosediving in inverted hotdog end territory.

Son of JayJamJah 07-08-2009 02:56 PM

To each their own of course

but really, the whole don't knock it until you try it argument is silly.

I've never stomped on a nail, but I know from my past encounters with flesh and sharp metal that I won't enjoy it. Such it is when pertaining to the entrance and exit of the food we eat. I can imagine and I'll pass.

Brad S. 07-08-2009 03:26 PM

a thread about sex and no one is commenting!? come on! its a place where you dont have to worry about what anyone thinks of you.. Ask me anything you want people!!!


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