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Dr.Seussicide 09-24-2009 09:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Freebase Dali (Post 742153)
Most of us just stick to self asphyxiation during masturbation in Thai closets.
The upside down crap is just too weird.

I heard about 1000 people a year die from this...















...awkward...

TyrantSong 09-24-2009 09:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Dr.Seussicide (Post 742159)
I heard about 1000 people a year die from this...















...sexy...


Fixed.

Freebase Dali 09-24-2009 09:44 PM

LOL.
The both of you.

djchameleon 09-24-2009 09:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Freebase Dali (Post 742153)
Most of us just stick to self asphyxiation during masturbation in Thai closets.
The upside down crap is just too weird.

I did a sad panda face then laughed

he was great in Kung Fu

Freebase Dali 09-24-2009 10:02 PM

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Originally Posted by djchameleon (Post 742171)
I did a sad panda face then laughed

he was great in Kung Fu

I was watching Dexter and his brother was an FBI agent in several of the episodes... I kept thinking of purple balls.
Too weird.

Scarlett O'Hara 09-25-2009 02:20 AM

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Originally Posted by djchameleon (Post 742141)
maybe you didn't understand what I meant from a guy's perspective....

I meant the guy being in that position to be upside down wouldn't work, she hasn't tried it being a guy....unless she's hiding something from us

The girl is the one that is upside down. When I do it I lean backwards from the bed, put my arms out to hold myself and the guy sits up slightly on the end of the bed and goes hard. So amazing. Orgasmic I tells you!

Terrible Lizard 09-25-2009 06:31 AM

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Originally Posted by Vanilla (Post 742256)
The girl is the one that is upside down. When I do it I lean backwards from the bed, put my arms out to hold myself and the guy sits up slightly on the end of the bed and goes hard. So amazing. Orgasmic I tells you!

Good mornin' Woody, how's the weather up there?

Scarlett O'Hara 09-26-2009 12:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Terrible Lizard (Post 742278)
Good mornin' Woody, how's the weather up there?

:laughing:

jackhammer 09-27-2009 07:34 PM

I tried a reverse cowgirl position on a woman once. Her view must have been bloody terrible but it was fun trying. You do both have to concentrate though and the corner of a bed is definitely needed. You need your feet on the ground for that one!

Freebase Dali 09-27-2009 08:07 PM

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Originally Posted by jackhammer (Post 743414)
I tried a reverse cowgirl position on a woman once. Her view must have been bloody terrible but it was fun trying. You do both have to concentrate though and the corner of a bed is definitely needed. You need your feet on the ground for that one!

Hmmm... You must have a different concept of the same "reverse cowgirl" position I'm used to, which is simply the girl in a ride position, but facing away.
Never had a problem just laying down in the normal way when getting ridden in that position. No bed corners or tactical feet positioning needed.

Am I misunderstanding what you mean?


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