I disagree loudly with bringing food into the bedroom, but my ex girlfriend and I were going at it in the kitchen and before I "went" she pulled out a corn on the cob from the fridge, made me "go" on it and then ate it.

Life ruiner.

Well hey, at least SHE ate it. Could've ended up a whole lot worse from the moment you said "pulled out a corn on the cob" so you got off pretty light in the long run.

eww what, did you jissm on the corn, and then she ate it?

well yeah.

Ewwwwwwwww

That's nasty.

Corn is disgusting even without spunk.

I love corn, but putting semen on my food is completely unnappealing

I know right? ex's are ex's for a reason.. she was a right ****ing weirdo anyway.

I do that all of the time.
Except with Jell-O shots.



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