Im trying and its not working, may I borrow yours for a sec?

I read the first half of the post and thought "Now there's a guy I can agree with" (although I don't smoke pot anymore, it used to make me frisky)

Then I read the second half.........

Vanilla is female.

i thought you were all religious n'****? but yes weed/wine/women is good. i dunno about the nips

I feel dirty reading that... whatever happened to decency on the internet?

There's nothing against self pleasure in the Bible. You've mistaken that for the Catholic Church.

To the others, yes it was important for me to disclose this information, for normality reasons hehe. Aww sug, I am glad to hear.

yeah...i was raised catholic and it always seemed like all the other christians had way more fun....

everything you do is evil as a catholic. i once had a priest tell me i was going straight to hell for chewing gum in mass. that was probably the day i decided it was bull****

Same, an emotionless slab of concrete in the shape of a candy bar.
I hate being the only homosexual chick in my town.

Wait what

They once made an exorcism session for my cousin cause he was sleep walking. And yes "self-pleasure" is a sin, cause you're being selfish and not sharing your pleasure, thus the name "self"-pleasure. And if you tried to share it, then it's a sin, because it's not for the goal of procreation. So like duga said, everything you do is evil as a catholic.

anyway........ Whah?