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jackhammer 01-05-2010 01:46 PM
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Originally Posted by loose_lips_sink_ships (Post 794734)
I didn't know that finishing on a woman's breasts was that bad of a thing to do... I guess I missed that.
Well it's better than creating an unwanted kid and it's better than wiping it on the curtains (commonly known as a zuffler).

Rickenbacker 01-05-2010 02:28 PM
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Originally Posted by TumorAttitude (Post 794857)
*feels up own tits*
Oh my god, they kind of DO feel like sand.
:o:

TumorAttitude 01-05-2010 02:46 PM
Dudes, how many of you have tasted your own sperm?

Sansa Stark 01-05-2010 02:55 PM
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Originally Posted by loose_lips_sink_ships (Post 794734)
I didn't know that finishing on a woman's breasts was that bad of a thing to do... I guess I missed that.
I was about fifteen years old, I wasn't comfortable with it at ALL.

TumorAttitude 01-05-2010 03:02 PM
Paloma, you had a fiance when you were 15?
Dang, girl, you're way ahead of me. Okay, I'll be 16 in April. Who wants to pretend to want to get married?

Rickenbacker 01-05-2010 03:09 PM
I bet that at the time they weren't engaged, but would later go on to be.

TumorAttitude 01-05-2010 03:13 PM
Rickenbacker, you'll do. Do you want to be fake engaged?

duga 01-05-2010 03:14 PM
yeah i woudn't be surprised...i dated a girl at 17 and we got engaged at 23...then we broke up. lame.

and i have never tasted my own sperm...and i never understood how girls could, either. it is for that reason that it is a major turn on when they swallow. its like...holy **** you are willing to do that??

Dr.Seussicide 01-05-2010 03:15 PM
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Originally Posted by TumorAttitude (Post 794603)
Him: Girls from *local school district about a mile away* are so ****ing easy. I've ****ed a girl in the ass and it was amazing.
Me: How the **** did you manage that?
Him: Well, I dunno, I guess I'm smooth! I was like, Do you wanna ****? And she said sure! Can I put it in your ass? Sure, lets try it!

I bitch, but it really amuses me. Without vulgar lunchtime convos, school would NOT be the same.
Hahahaha, this was just too fucking funny. Major win for this kid, even if it's true or not, LOL.

Rickenbacker 01-05-2010 03:31 PM
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Originally Posted by TumorAttitude (Post 794903)
Rickenbacker, you'll do. Do you want to be fake engaged?
I'm taken


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