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Vancouver 03-05-2010 03:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 333 (Post 833958)
Hahah! You refer to your penis as "Big Fish"?

Classic.

As long as you don't refer to the chick your banging as Big Fish your ok.

duga 03-05-2010 03:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Vancouver (Post 833962)
As long as you don't refer to the chick your banging as Big Fish your ok.

Hahaha holy **** I just laughed so hard at that.

Just in case there is some confusion...she was far from fitting that nickname.

lucifer_sam 03-05-2010 10:38 PM

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Originally Posted by 333 (Post 833950)
I have seen the movie multiple times, but I don't understand why the situation is ironic.

I received oral sex in the front row of the movie theater once. We were watching The Order. There were about six people behind us and I'm pretty sure they knew what was going on. I was a freshman in high school. : x

While we're on the topic of public/outdoor experiences, I must say sex in public bathrooms aren't as great as the moments leading up to them. It's always drunk, too small, or too smelly (the bathroom, not the sex). Now, sex on summer green grass. It might be nostalgia. It might have been the blades of grass caressing my back or the dampness of the dew drops on my skin, but I always get goosebumps thinking about it.

I just re-read that. I should totally write erotic literature.

One of my best friends tried to get off on me in the middle stall of a crowded women's bathroom in some smelly frat house earlier this year.

DID NOT WANT.

Nine Black Poppies 03-07-2010 06:02 PM

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Originally Posted by 333 (Post 833950)
While we're on the topic of public/outdoor experiences, I must say sex in public bathrooms aren't as great as the moments leading up to them. It's always drunk, too small, or too smelly (the bathroom, not the sex). Now, sex on summer green grass. It might be nostalgia. It might have been the blades of grass caressing my back or the dampness of the dew drops on my skin, but I always get goosebumps thinking about it.

Amen, and not just public restrooms, either. The few times I've had any kind of bathroom sex, it's always seemed like a great idea until it's actually happening and then it just turns out weird and awkward. Even the shower is usually way more effort than it turns out to be worth.

Also, this:



I am looking forward to summer this year.

VEGANGELICA 03-08-2010 12:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 333 (Post 833950)
While we're on the topic of public/outdoor experiences, I must say sex in public bathrooms aren't as great as the moments leading up to them. It's always drunk, too small, or too smelly (the bathroom, not the sex). Now, sex on summer green grass. It might be nostalgia. It might have been the blades of grass caressing my back or the dampness of the dew drops on my skin, but I always get goosebumps thinking about it.

I just re-read that. I should totally write erotic literature.

You really should, 333. Your description is excellent. :)

MAStudent 03-08-2010 01:49 AM

long trip


stop beside the road



she stands and leans over the passenger seat

no ?


(dont try this when its cold out)

hissundaygirl09. 03-08-2010 12:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Nine Black Poppies (Post 834612)
Amen, and not just public restrooms, either. The few times I've had any kind of bathroom sex, it's always seemed like a great idea until it's actually happening and then it just turns out weird and awkward. Even the shower is usually way more effort than it turns out to be worth.

Also, this:



I am looking forward to summer this year.

hahaha why are you looking forward to the summer this year?

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Originally Posted by MAStudent (Post 834730)
long trip


stop beside the road



she stands and leans over the passenger seat

no ?


(dont try this when its cold out)

holy sh$%... thats crazy :yikes:

Nine Black Poppies 03-08-2010 01:27 PM

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Originally Posted by hissundaygirl09. (Post 834827)
hahaha why are you looking forward to the summer this year?

Getting it regular these days, meaning a higher chance of outdoor adventures.



:yeah:

Sansa Stark 03-08-2010 01:29 PM

Lol, outdoors is the ****, but the thing about grass...I remember being on top once outside, and I ended up cutting up my feet on the grass. Then another time, it was by a river, pretty sure the boats going by could see my bare ass :(

SATCHMO 03-08-2010 01:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Paloma (Post 834852)
Lol, outdoors is the ****, but the thing about grass...I remember being on top once outside, and I ended up cutting up my feet on the grass. Then another time, it was by a river, pretty sure the boats going by could see my bare ass :(

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