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duga 03-08-2010 05:27 PM

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Originally Posted by tore (Post 834940)
No-hands/No-dildo?

What ancient secrets have you tapped into? :confused:

I can only think of two immediate possibilities. Either you're rubbing up against stuff or you're able to think yourself to an orgasm. :p:

Kegels, man...kegels.

Freebase Dali 03-08-2010 05:28 PM

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Originally Posted by tore (Post 834940)
No-hands/No-dildo?

What ancient secrets have you tapped into? :confused:

I can only think of two immediate possibilities. Either you're rubbing up against stuff or you're able to think yourself to an orgasm. :p:

I think she means using muscle contractions and leg squeezing to induce the orgasm. I had a girlfriend who knew how to do that. Needless to say, it didn't make me feel better about what I was bringing to the table. It's like bringing a landline to a cellphone party.

Sansa Stark 03-08-2010 05:34 PM

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Originally Posted by 333 (Post 834919)
Haha! Dildo is censored on here? That's ridiculous.

I've never been caught by my parents. I think it's even worse that I got caught by my brother. :( Talk about awkward. Hopefully, you invested in a vibrator that was waterproof.

Caught by your brother? Oh man that's brutal.
Oh yeah, thank god for Spencers selling waterproof pocket rockets, which I didn't even buy. A male friend stole it for me.

Freebase Dali 03-08-2010 05:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Paloma (Post 834947)
Caught by your brother? Oh man that's brutal.
Oh yeah, thank god for Spencers selling waterproof pocket rockets, which I didn't even buy. A male friend stole it for me.

It would have been great to witness him getting caught doing that.

VEGANGELICA 03-08-2010 05:49 PM

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Originally Posted by tore (Post 834940)
No-hands/No-dildo?

What ancient secrets have you tapped into? :confused:

I can only think of two immediate possibilities. Either you're rubbing up against stuff or you're able to think yourself to an orgasm. :p:

Heh-heh. Flock round, oh young grasshoppers, as I explain the ancient art of no-hands/no-dildo orgasm, for only the most knowledgable and experienced would know how to...

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Originally Posted by Freebase Dali (Post 834943)
I think she means using muscle contractions and leg squeezing to induce the orgasm. I had a girlfriend who knew how to do that. Needless to say, it didn't make me feel better about what I was bringing to the table. It's like bringing a landline to a cellphone party.

Damn, Freebase! You know *everything* don't you!!

Freebase is very right, though: you just cross your legs while sitting in a chair, and slowly squeeze your legs together, focusing the pressure around your clitoris area, and holding the squeeze for around...hmm...let me see...oh, yes....3 seconds. (Kegels are optional!) Then relax completely, and around 8 seconds later repeat the squeezing and holding. After doing this a number of times (I'll count, next time, so I can give a better report) you can eventually work up to an orgasm. (Practice makes it easier to do.) You can then have no-hands orgasms while sitting in lecture and taking notes, while at work ostensibly working, and while typing at the computer, even :). Usually during the last several minutes leading up to orgasm, though, you have to concentrate and c a n ' t ty p[ e v e ry w e L aJLSa;siel

:D

Freebase Dali 03-08-2010 05:52 PM

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Originally Posted by VEGANGELICA (Post 834956)
Damn, Freebase! You know *everything* don't you!!

Freebase is very right, though: you just cross your legs while sitting in a chair, and slowly squeeze your legs together, focusing the pressure around your clitoris area, and holding the squeeze for around...hmm...let me see...oh, yes....3 seconds. (Kegels are optional!) Then relax completely, and around 8 seconds later repeat the squeezing and holding. After doing this a number of times (I'll count, next time, so I can give a better report) you can eventually work up to an orgasm. (Practice makes it easier to do.) You can then have no-hands orgasms while sitting in lecture and taking notes, while at work ostensibly working, and while typing at the computer, even :). Usually during the last several minutes leading up to orgasm, though, you have to concentrate and c a n ' t ty p[ e v e ry w e L aJLSa;siel

:D

When I first learned about this superpower women have, it took me months to stop wondering if every girl I saw who was sitting like that was having an orgasm.

VEGANGELICA 03-08-2010 06:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Freebase Dali (Post 834957)
When I first learned about this superpower women have, it took me months to stop wondering if every girl I saw who was sitting like that was having an orgasm.

Yes, we can look so prim and proper with our legs crossed...but ya never know what we're up to, since the motion is very subtle.:laughing: The only clue may be, if you are sitting close to a woman who is building up to a no-hands orgasm, that she gets very warm...and there may be a sweet pheremone (vaginal secretion) smell.

At least, it smells sweet to me!

Freebase Dali 03-08-2010 06:03 PM

If I can smell a vajayjay while sitting next to a fully clothed woman, it's not a sweet pheromone.

VEGANGELICA 03-08-2010 06:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Freebase Dali (Post 834964)
If I can smell your vajayjay, it's not a sweet pheremone.

No no, this smell is definitely sweet.

Vajayjay?:laughing:

Freebase Dali 03-08-2010 06:06 PM

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Originally Posted by VEGANGELICA (Post 834965)
No no, this smell is definitely sweet.

Vajayjay?:laughing:

Do you put candy canes up there or something?


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