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VEGANGELICA 07-21-2010 06:19 PM

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Originally Posted by crash_override (Post 903883)
I'm an organ donor, which means I don't give a **** what happens to my body after I'm dead.

Oh ho ho! So that is consent! ;)

crash_override 07-21-2010 06:22 PM

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Originally Posted by VEGANGELICA (Post 903888)
Oh ho ho! So that is consent! ;)

If you can grease the doctors and the mortician, or if you have a shovel, go for it.

Scarlett O'Hara 07-21-2010 09:12 PM

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Originally Posted by TheCunningStunt (Post 903022)
Hahaha, epic. Make sure he paints it white or silver!




Once you see red, they'll take you straight to bed. ;)

Mmmm....red bed.

Paloma --> HELL NO BITCH EWANS MINE!!!!

boo boo 07-22-2010 03:12 AM

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Originally Posted by loose_lips_sink_ships (Post 903713)
Meh, people meat has a really gamey taste and the utensils required for people eating are also a bit awkward to use, so I wouldn't recommend it.

It depends on the type.

Right now I'm on a vegan diet, as in I eat vegans.

VEGANGELICA 07-22-2010 03:45 AM

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Originally Posted by boo boo (Post 904219)
It depends on the type.

Right now I'm on a vegan diet, as in I eat vegans.

Not intending to make you retch here, but do you mean eat as in eat, or eat as in "eat," boo boo? :p:

But seriously, I've actually heard somewhere that meat-eaters and vegetarians taste different...if you get my drift. Supposedly vegetarians taste a little better!

I have no source for this, though. It's just blind hope. I'll try to find something on Google.

Ah-HA!! Here it is, the number one sex "fact" in an unsubstantiated article:

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http://www.dailycal.org/article/725/a_halloween_treat

Vegetarians taste better: What you eat affects the flavor of your semen/vaginal secretions. Meat and asparagus supposedly make sexual secretions taste bitter, garlic can make them taste garlicky and fruits, especially pineapple, can give secretions a sweet taste.
Actually, I found a lot of articles saying that vegetarians' secretions taste better, sweeter, than the meat-eaters' secretions. Someone should do a scientific study on this!!

boo boo 07-22-2010 04:33 AM

By eating a lot of jizz I presume?

baldy1138 07-26-2010 05:38 PM

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Originally Posted by VEGANGELICA (Post 904243)
Actually, I found a lot of articles saying that vegetarians' secretions taste better, sweeter, than the meat-eaters' secretions. Someone should do a scientific study on this!!

I suppose for that to matter to a vegetarian, they'd have to be fond of eating SOME kind of meat. :D

boo boo 07-26-2010 05:45 PM

Heh, yeah. Someone described spooge to me as tasting like gravy and I guess it has a less gravy taste if you're a vegan?

If I get a GF I hope she likes gravy.

Sansa Stark 07-26-2010 05:47 PM

Spooge does NOT taste like gravy.

boo boo 07-26-2010 05:52 PM

I asked a girl what it tastes like and that is what she told me, what does it taste like to you?


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