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boo boo 07-21-2010 02:18 AM
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Originally Posted by TheCunningStunt (Post 903047)
And I think no hair is generally more hygienic and looks nicer.
You're so inconsistant.

VEGANGELICA 07-21-2010 03:19 AM
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Originally Posted by crash_override (Post 903199)
I couldn't have said it better myself.

I have been rock solid hard for a girl, but as soon as I feel leg hair prickles, it's over. Completely flaccid, instantly.
See? She has been saved by her leg hair! :D

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Originally Posted by Janszoon (Post 903078)
Not everyone has hair you can easily do that with.
Really? Has pubic hair grown longer in recent human history? I thought a "short and curly" was usually just around 2 inches long, but curled up it isn't very long at all!

Not that I go around with a ruler measuring them! ;)

TheCunningStunt 07-21-2010 08:48 AM
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Originally Posted by boo boo (Post 903330)
You're so inconsistant.
The vagina and head are totally different!!!!1

crash_override 07-21-2010 09:57 AM
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Originally Posted by VEGANGELICA (Post 903347)
See? She has been saved by her leg hair! :D
Not even, I made her go shave then come back and lick me up and down. I mean, I paid for the full hour.

VEGANGELICA 07-21-2010 10:20 AM
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Originally Posted by crash_override (Post 903436)
Not even, I made her go shave then come back and lick me up and down. I mean, I paid for the full hour.
Doubtful. I don't think a woman with a rasor in her hand, with you in the vacinity, would be cutting any part of her body.

crash_override 07-21-2010 12:53 PM
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Originally Posted by VEGANGELICA (Post 903454)
Doubtful. I don't think a woman with a rasor in her hand, with you in the vacinity, would be cutting any part of her body.
Are you sure you're vegan? Because I have a sneaking suspicion that you eat people.

Farfisa 07-21-2010 03:35 PM
Meh, people meat has a really gamey taste and the utensils required for people eating are also a bit awkward to use, so I wouldn't recommend it.

ElephantSack 07-21-2010 05:56 PM
They call it "long pig" in the Pacific Islands.

VEGANGELICA 07-21-2010 07:06 PM
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Originally Posted by crash_override (Post 903564)
Are you sure you're vegan? Because I have a sneaking suspicion that you eat people.
Only if they're dead. And if they gave their consent beforehand. Why? Are you offering? ;)

crash_override 07-21-2010 07:17 PM
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Originally Posted by VEGANGELICA (Post 903869)
Only if they're dead. And if they gave their consent beforehand. Why? Are you offering? ;)
I'm an organ donor, which means I don't give a **** what happens to my body after I'm dead.


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