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Seltzer 07-30-2010 02:29 AM
I can't help but be reminded of this :D

http://i41.photobucket.com/albums/e2...amercouple.jpg

boo boo 07-30-2010 03:22 AM
Chicks with dreads are underrated.

mr dave 07-30-2010 06:34 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by boo boo (Post 909239)
Chicks with dreads are underrated.
and smelly.

VEGANGELICA 07-30-2010 09:40 AM
Mr dave, I've always wondered what dreadlocks smell like. I assume they don't get washed very much? Though I suppose this is getting off the topic of sexual experience, unless, well, unless people can create dreads (whispered) DOWN THERE.

Quote:
Originally Posted by SATCHMO (Post 909190)
*Puts on best James Mason voice*

I recall a couple autumns ago dining away at the vintage 81' vagina of an ovo-lacto vegetarian and I must say it had a bold nose of ripe blackberries, but the finish was rather nutty.
Are you sure this wasn't in the voice of Janszoon?...

Quote:
Originally Posted by Janszoon (Post 907474)
My research has not uncovered any detectable difference between vegans and vegetarians either.
:D

downwardspiral 07-30-2010 09:43 AM
Girls with dreads are fucking awesome. And I'm pretty sure you can apply dry shampoo to dreads can't you? People with dreads I've met in the past haven't been particularly smelly, not thaty I've noticed anyway.

My friends keep telling me to get dreads but I ain't sure about it, not sure if I could pull it off.

Dr.Seussicide 07-30-2010 09:44 AM
Boyd pulls that shit off really well.

SATCHMO 07-30-2010 10:00 AM
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Originally Posted by VEGANGELICA (Post 909410)


Are you sure this wasn't in the voice of Janszoon?...


:D
If Janzoon sounds like James Mason then I got a new BFF.

hissundaygirl09. 07-30-2010 01:55 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by bannister (Post 909067)
An ex of mine tried to bite my foot once.

I kicked him in the face.
he bit my boob really badly and it bruised up and i had to wear t shirts 4 a week and a half.

TheBig3 07-30-2010 02:36 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by boo boo (Post 909239)
Chicks with dreads are underrated.
Quote:
Originally Posted by mr dave (Post 909304)
and smelly.
They gave a buddy of mine in college a rash because he was pretty sure she had fleas.

Between you and I, I'm all set with that ****.

TheBig3 07-30-2010 02:38 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by SATCHMO (Post 909420)
If Janzoon sounds like James Mason then I got a new BFF.
He probably sounds like a less pretentious Ben Affleck in Good Will Hunting.


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