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Freebase Dali 07-30-2010 12:56 AM
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Originally Posted by bannister (Post 909154)
Whoa. Whoa. Whoa.

I'm not touching that orifice with a 50 ft. pole.

(Besides, that would be uncomfortable for us both.)
Wait, what number are you dissenting against? 69 or 71?

69 is even practically vanilla legit. (Not you, Vanilla... I meant vanilla sex. WOULD NEVER CONFUSE THE TWO OF YOU. hehe)

Scarlett O'Hara 07-30-2010 12:57 AM
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Originally Posted by Freebase Dali (Post 909159)
Wait, what number are you dissenting against? 69 or 71?

69 is even vanilla legit. (Not you, Vanilla... I meant vanilla sex. WOULD NEVER CONFUSE THE TWO OF YOU. hehe)
Thank goodness! Otherwise, well...

I've tried 69, always best to have girl on top, the guy just about choked me to death with his ****.

SATCHMO 07-30-2010 12:58 AM
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Originally Posted by Vanilla (Post 909158)
OH HEEEEELL NAWWW!!!

I'm going to crack the whip on you boy, you do not say that about my sexualicious thread!

*goes and gets her bondage gear*
*goes and grabs the chicken*

Scarlett O'Hara 07-30-2010 12:59 AM
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Originally Posted by SATCHMO (Post 909164)
*goes and grabs the chicken*
*puts Satchmo in the oven*

bannister 07-30-2010 12:59 AM
71.

69 is, indeed, vanilla legit.

But nothing gets more vanilla than lights off, legs up, no sound, and eyes squeezed shut, imagining your hairy beast of a husband is Tom Jones and praying to god he finishes early this time.

SATCHMO 07-30-2010 01:01 AM
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Originally Posted by Vanilla (Post 909165)
*puts Satchmo in the oven*
Oh, that's how you get down????

*goes and grabs more condoms*

Freebase Dali 07-30-2010 01:02 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by bannister (Post 909166)
71.

69 is, indeed, vanilla legit.

But nothing gets more vanilla than lights off, legs up, no sound, and eyes squeezed shut, imagining your hairy beast of a husband is Tom Jones and praying to god he finishes early this time.
:laughing:

That's so not the shit.

Scarlett O'Hara 07-30-2010 01:04 AM
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Originally Posted by SATCHMO (Post 909168)
Oh, that's how you get down????

*goes and grabs more condoms*
Pretend you're playing total annihilation! Computer gaming turns me on.

*rubs herself up with a disc*

boo boo 07-30-2010 01:05 AM
This thread is kinda boring now but it's been very awesome in the past.

Right now Satchmo is posting which is fine but if Cardboard and Mr Dave pop up and they start debating, this thread will be more pretentious than a thread about sex needs to be.

SATCHMO 07-30-2010 01:06 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Vanilla (Post 909172)
Pretend you're playing total annihilation! Computer gaming turns me on.

*rubs herself up with a disc*
Boo Boo...wake up!


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