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Scarlett O'Hara 03-30-2011 01:47 AM

I'm pretty sure God didn't call that one.

Howard the Duck 03-30-2011 01:49 AM

potassium chloride ranks nowhere the exquisiteness of the exotic sea-food taste of pussy and its juices

crash_override 03-30-2011 02:12 AM

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Originally Posted by Il Duce (Post 1027210)
potassium chloride ranks nowhere the exquisiteness of the exotic sea-food taste of pussy and its juices

I'm sick just thinking about it.

Key 03-30-2011 02:24 AM

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Originally Posted by The Virgin (Post 1027158)
it's ok. i understand. no need to get defensive.
straight guys turn gay once they've tasted the delicious recipe of God called 'human male specie"

Its not a choice.

Scarlett O'Hara 03-30-2011 02:40 AM

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Originally Posted by milano (Post 1027223)
Its not a choice.

This.

Key 03-30-2011 02:42 AM

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Originally Posted by The Virgin (Post 1027228)
so it's the battle between potassium chloride mayonaise vs tuna sea-food cream.
the question is, which one would you prefer to ingest?
i'd go with the former.

Do you even have the slightest clue what you're talking about?

Arya Stark 03-30-2011 02:44 AM

To be honest, I don't think that he meant to start an argument between whether homosexuality is a choice or not.
I just think that he feels a need in almost every post to make some reference to being homosexual, and that was the way he chose to do it this time.

Anyway, has anyone tasted the difference between a vegetarian and a meat eater?
I'm wondering how much of a difference there is.

Howard the Duck 03-30-2011 02:52 AM

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Originally Posted by AwwSugar (Post 1027230)
To be honest, I don't think that he meant to start an argument between whether homosexuality is a choice or not.
I just think that he feels a need in almost every post to make some reference to being homosexual, and that was the way he chose to do it this time.

Anyway, has anyone tasted the difference between a vegetarian and a meat eater?
I'm wondering how much of a difference there is.

i have, actually

veggies taste a bit blander, less seafood-ish

omnivores are crabbier

problem now is, my fiancee is a hygiene freak and she washes before she lets me eat her, so it tastes like shampoo

Arya Stark 03-30-2011 03:28 AM

There are these wipes you can buy that taste like Lollipop. I got to see them at a sex toy party.
I'm sure there are soaps, too, that could help with that. Maybe look into it a bit so that you're not tasting soap and that if you're not tasting her either, you're at least tasting something... good.

Also, I don't know but I've been told that us veggies are pretty good tasting, I've never heard "bland" to describe it at all.

MoonlitSunshine 03-30-2011 03:32 AM

fruits like pineapple and strawberries are meant to make a marked improvement to the taste of both genders.


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