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Howard the Duck 03-29-2011 09:46 PM

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Originally Posted by AwwSugar (Post 1026679)
I have before.
If you look it up, it's a mix of a bunch of things.
It's definitely not pee, I've heard that some people who don't have the muscle to switch that off pee by accident sometimes, but it's definitely not pee.
It smells different, almost sweet. Not bad.

I would very much like to taste it (oh no! not another fetish!)

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Originally Posted by djchameleon (Post 1026744)
if it's coming out of the urethra it's bound to have some piss mixed in no?

also, don't you have to pee after orgasms like guys?

a lot of my exes fart during sex

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Originally Posted by djchameleon (Post 1026753)
Every time I cum/ejaculate. I have to go pee afterwards.

I think he has to do with the area being shut off while we have sex so that the cum can go through and when we are finished it opens back the other side so that we can pee and I ALWAYS have to pee.


I only pee after I wank, not after sex.

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Originally Posted by djchameleon (Post 1026903)
eh I'm the complete opposite. Especially with beer since I don't really like the stuff and getting drunk isn't that awesome that it over powers the feeling of an orgasm

a male orgasm is basically just a shiver - sex is overrated for me, I'd rather have a cup of tea

Arya Stark 03-29-2011 09:53 PM

It tastes saltier than just regular female ejaculate.

Howard the Duck 03-29-2011 09:54 PM

cool!

Freebase Dali 03-29-2011 09:56 PM

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Originally Posted by djchameleon (Post 1026903)
eh I'm the complete opposite. Especially with beer since I don't really like the stuff and getting drunk isn't that awesome that it over powers the feeling of an orgasm

That's sorta the point I was making. When I'm drunk enough, my orgasms feel like obligations, not rewards.

I probably worded my expression of it incorrectly, though.

The Virgin 03-29-2011 11:14 PM

male semen are the best things on earth! just an opinion.

Howard the Duck 03-29-2011 11:33 PM

^^I'd rather be drinking potassium chloride, which is exactly what it tastes like (don't ask how I know)

The Virgin 03-29-2011 11:54 PM

^^ i'd like to assume you're tasting your own semen than someone elses

Howard the Duck 03-29-2011 11:56 PM

^^I don't give bjs only receive them

Scarlett O'Hara 03-30-2011 12:03 AM

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Originally Posted by s_k (Post 1026102)
They don't know what they're missing.

All for noisy girls by the way. And I don't mean shouting or screaming, but I like to hear whether I hit the spot. So some soft to medium moaning would be nice. I care more about the amount of sound than about the volume.

I'm probably beyond moaning, I yell out in ecstasy. But not too loud or anything. Guys love it.

The Virgin 03-30-2011 12:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Il Duce (Post 1027148)
^^I don't give bjs only receive them

it's ok. i understand. no need to get defensive.
straight guys turn gay once they've tasted the delicious recipe of God called 'human male specie"


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