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Dirty 07-15-2011 10:03 AM
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Originally Posted by djchameleon (Post 1085073)
that's what I used to think red wings were until I looked it up on urban dictionary and people were saying that it's giving her oral while she's on her period. I thought it was just having sex with her while she's on her period.

I changed my position on wanting to get red wings after I heard the oral part.
I've earned mine and I'm not giving them back. Fuck UrbanDictionary, my definition isn't changing until Webster's dictionary makes me.


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Originally Posted by Vanilla (Post 1085078)
I see your finger bang on the front porch and raise you me being finger banged by a guy in the kiddle ball pit when I was 15.
Touche... Chuck E Cheese? Pizza and a fingerfuck?

The Batlord 07-15-2011 10:36 AM
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Originally Posted by Vanilla (Post 1085078)
I see your finger bang on the front porch and raise you me being finger banged by a guy in the kiddle ball pit when I was 15.
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Originally Posted by Dirty
Touche... Chuck E Cheese? Pizza and a fingerfuck?
Is that pizza sauce on your fingers or are you just happy to see me?

Sansa Stark 07-15-2011 10:56 AM
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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1085191)
****ing amazing, or amazing ****ing?

motherfucking amazing fucking, basically.

Burning Down 07-15-2011 11:02 AM
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Originally Posted by Paloma (Post 1085144)
Simultaneous orgasm this morning

****ing amazinggg
Hasn't happened for me yet. Maybe we need more practice!

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Originally Posted by Paloma (Post 1085224)

motherfucking amazing fucking, basically.
Yeah, that's the best kind.

Dirty 07-15-2011 03:14 PM
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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1085212)
Is that pizza sauce on your fingers or are you just happy to see me?

:rofl:

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Originally Posted by Burning Down (Post 1085227)
Hasn't happened for me yet. Maybe we need more practice!
Practice makes perfect. When your dude is about to blast off, tell him to start thinking of disgusting boner killers. I usually think of someone throwing up on my grandma. Nobody can **** while thinking of that. Then when you're ready he can open his eyes and snap back to reality and go at the same time.

Farfisa 07-15-2011 08:45 PM
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Originally Posted by Dirty (Post 1085296)
Practice makes perfect. When your dude is about to blast off, tell him to start thinking of disgusting boner killers. I usually think of someone throwing up on my grandma. Nobody can **** while thinking of that. Then when you're ready he can open his eyes and snap back to reality and go at the same time.
The best sex is probably when both partners are really linked romantically. The whole "think of something gross" thing would kill that feeling right fast and then it becomes more of a pleasure thing. But hey, I'm just a 1 timer here and am sticking to what I've heard, read, and assume.

djchameleon 07-15-2011 09:07 PM
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Originally Posted by loose_lips_sink_ships (Post 1085459)
The best sex is probably when both partners are really linked romantically. The whole "think of something gross" thing would kill that feeling right fast and then it becomes more of a pleasure thing. But hey, I'm just a 1 timer here and am sticking to what I've heard, read, and assume.
to you the best sex is making love instead of fucking. Not a bad thing but if that's all you have experienced then that's what you will prefer.

[MERIT] 07-15-2011 09:12 PM
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Originally Posted by djchameleon (Post 1085463)
to you the best sex is making love instead of fucking. Not a bad thing but if that's all you have experienced then that's what you will prefer.
No, he's right man. When you're connected on a whole other level, sex is insanely better.

djchameleon 07-15-2011 09:15 PM
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Originally Posted by oojay (Post 1085464)
No, he's right man. When you're connected on a whole other level, sex is insanely better.
okay but i wasn't saying he was wrong and this isn't even a right or wrong issue, it's just a matter of preference.

[MERIT] 07-15-2011 09:23 PM
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Originally Posted by djchameleon (Post 1085467)
okay but i wasn't saying he was wrong and this isn't even a right or wrong issue, it's just a matter of preference.
Right on man, no worries. I'd personally take making love over f*cking any day of the week.


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