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Originally Posted by FRED HALE SR. (Post 1084798)

I'm somewhere between all of that. I prefer giving girls bloody rim jobs instead.

A lovely deep level of depravity!

i don't mind poking about in the anus with my fingers and my nose but no, i wouldn't lick it

period blood is gross, i can't stand the smell much, much less slurp it

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Originally Posted by The Monkey (Post 1084796)

You prefer shit to blood? And I'm the disgusting one? So by your logic it's better to lick your fingers after wiping your ass than it is to taste your blood if you've been cut somewhere?

Besides, blood only makes out a small part of the menstrual fluids, and it's almost never in the amounts that "slurping" would be a relevant term to use.

Dude I didn't say scat. I didn't say 1 Dirty 1 cup. No, for the record I do not think licking my fingers after wiping my ass would be better than licking my arm after being cut. Lol that situation is so different though.

It's like....why would I want to eat a bloody pussy? Would I be turned on by it? Hell no. Would she? I doubt it. If she was horny, I'd just fuck her if anything.

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Originally Posted by Dirty (Post 1084927)

It's like....why would I want to eat a bloody pussy? Would I be turned on by it? Hell no. Would she? I doubt it. If she was horny, I'd just fuck her if anything.

What the ****? Bloody pussy is what im all about. My grandpap always said "The Redder the Better!"

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Originally Posted by RezZ (Post 1084933)

My grandpap always said "The Redder the Better!"

Are you sure he wasn't talking about the Japs and Nazi's that he fought in the war?:bringit:

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Originally Posted by Dirty (Post 1084927)

If she was horny, I'd just fuck her if anything.

that's what I used to think red wings were until I looked it up on urban dictionary and people were saying that it's giving her oral while she's on her period. I thought it was just having sex with her while she's on her period.

I changed my position on wanting to get red wings after I heard the oral part.

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Originally Posted by oojay (Post 1084938)

Are you sure he wasn't talking about the Japs and Nazi's that he fought in the war?:bringit:

or becoming a Commie

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Originally Posted by Dirty (Post 1083747)

Truth right here. My gay suitemate from last year didn't really help me with the ladies because after awhile I couldn't put up with him long enough to even pregame with him and his girl friends. I'd try to divert their attention away from dancing to the same 10 pop songs every weekend with a drinking game but usually they were too stupid to learn how to play and started singing and dancing.

I didn't know this guy was gay the first 2 times we met each other hammered and talked about social work for hours. I just figured really friendly and he's black, and I never picture gay guys as black I guess. His crib was a cool place, he lives with 2 straight guys and a lesbian and they are all huge potheads who just chill out. So I am going to have to use him as a resource in my future sexual experiences. I will keep this thread updated if I fingerbang another girl on a front porch who I meet at a gas station.

:pimp::pimp::pimp:

I see your finger bang on the front porch and raise you me being finger banged by a guy in the kiddle ball pit when I was 15.

Simultaneous orgasm this morning

****ing amazinggg

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Originally Posted by Paloma (Post 1085144)

Simultaneous orgasm this morning

****ing amazinggg

****ing amazing, or amazing ****ing?