Originally Posted by tore (Post 1127580)

The Monkey's story about the tapeworm is BS. A long tapeworm attaches itself in the intestine closer to the stomach with it's head end towards the stomach and it's behind closest to the, ehr, behind. Without attaching itself, it would get pooped out. Also, they are hermaphrodites with male segments at the top and female segments at the bottom. They release sperm from the top segments which travel down the intestine and impregnate the lower female segments. If the worm was the other way round, it wouldn't work. Also, one which has been pulled out with it's head first would not be able to crawl back into the ass and finally, I just don't believe in dick biting tapeworms! Good story, though.

And I have to say, for a sexual experience thread, isn't it getting a bit close-minded? ;)

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Parasites can of course be a concern with sex. If you don't wanna catch other people's parasites, be careful with anilingus.

Originally Posted by tore (Post 1127580)

The Monkey's story about the tapeworm is BS. A long tapeworm attaches itself in the intestine closer to the stomach with it's head end towards the stomach and it's behind closest to the, ehr, behind. Without attaching itself, it would get pooped out. Also, they are hermaphrodites with male segments at the top and female segments at the bottom. They release sperm from the top segments which travel down the intestine and impregnate the lower female segments. If the worm was the other way round, it wouldn't work. Also, one which has been pulled out with it's head first would not be able to crawl back into the ass and finally, I just don't believe in dick biting tapeworms! Good story, though.

And I have to say, for a sexual experience thread, isn't it getting a bit close-minded? ;)

edit :

Parasites can of course be a concern with sex. If you don't wanna catch other people's parasites, be careful with anilingus.

Originally Posted by tore (Post 1127600)

I found something which I thought was funny, but I thought perhaps it would be crossing the line of what goes on this forum, but then I thought what the heck. I'm at the mercy of the mods, that's alright.

While checking out some sex articles on wikipedia (don't ask why), I got a link to an article on autofellatio in the related links section. I think "autofellatio, sucking one's own dick?" and click it and sure enough, that's what it is and the article even has a picture.

NSFW GODSDAMMIT : File:Autofellatio6.jpg - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

I check out the picture on the page above and notice ..

Author : Jiffman

And then a little further down ..

Original text : ''I, Jiffman, created this work entirely by myself."

So obviously, this guy took a picture of himself sucking his own dick and uploaded it to wikipedia. I decide to check the guy's userpage out. Appearantly he's been blocked. I check out his talk page where the reason for his block is given :



It's nice to see they haven't removed his picture from the article :p:

Originally Posted by tore (Post 1127600)

I found something which I thought was funny, but I thought perhaps it would be crossing the line of what goes on this forum, but then I thought what the heck. I'm at the mercy of the mods, that's alright.

While checking out some sex articles on wikipedia (don't ask why), I got a link to an article on autofellatio in the related links section. I think "autofellatio, sucking one's own dick?" and click it and sure enough, that's what it is and the article even has a picture.

NSFW GODSDAMMIT : File:Autofellatio6.jpg - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

I check out the picture on the page above and notice ..

Author : Jiffman

And then a little further down ..

Original text : ''I, Jiffman, created this work entirely by myself."

So obviously, this guy took a picture of himself sucking his own dick and uploaded it to wikipedia. I decide to check the guy's userpage out. Appearantly he's been blocked. I check out his talk page where the reason for his block is given :



It's nice to see they haven't removed his picture from the article :p:

Originally Posted by The Monkey (Post 1127620)

Well then, I will call him out on his bull**** when I see him.

Anyway, to lighten the mood a bit, I did the cowgirl position with my girlfriend a few nights ago. It's been a long time since I did that position, it's my favourite by far. I think it's even more intimate and loving than the missionary. :)

Originally Posted by Burning Down (Post 1127710)

So one position for the whole time? Or you just put it back into the mix? My boyfriend and I like to move around, so I'm going to guess the latter.