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Burning Down 12-04-2011 04:18 PM
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Originally Posted by tore (Post 1127861)
Also, I think the angle my dick would have to be in in order to do that would be quite uncomfortable.
Not to mention that I imagine the guy would have to be really well-endowed for it to work.

14232949 12-04-2011 04:29 PM
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Originally Posted by SATCHMO (Post 1127878)
I'm "dating" this girls who squirts profusely, so much so that I actually went out and bought rubber sheets for my bed. I hope she doesn't take that as a sign of commitment.
do you like to shower in it?

SATCHMO 12-04-2011 04:34 PM
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Originally Posted by mankycaaant (Post 1127891)
do you like to shower in it?
That's just disturbing.

Salami 12-04-2011 04:35 PM
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Originally Posted by SATCHMO (Post 1127878)
I'm "dating" this girls who squirts profusely, so much so that I actually went out and bought rubber sheets for my bed. I hope she doesn't take that as a sign of commitment.
Reading that just before I go to bed.

MoonlitSunshine 12-04-2011 04:39 PM
btw, for anyone who has never seen that sex101 site that was linked to a few posts back, it's well worth a browse - some of the suggested positions are absolutely hilarious.

SATCHMO 12-04-2011 04:41 PM
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Originally Posted by Mighty Salami (Post 1127897)
Reading that just before I go to bed.
...Also very disturbing.

14232949 12-04-2011 05:12 PM
anybody ever heard of 'the sack of potatoes'

lucifer_sam 12-04-2011 07:40 PM
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Originally Posted by SATCHMO (Post 1127878)
I'm "dating" this girls who squirts profusely, so much so that I actually went out and bought rubber sheets for my bed. I hope she doesn't take that as a sign of commitment.
Hahahaha!

The ulterior extreme is invariably much, MUCH worse. Starfishes make for some fucking awful sex.

SATCHMO 12-04-2011 08:08 PM
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Originally Posted by lucifer_sam (Post 1127966)
Hahahaha!

The ulterior extreme is invariably much, MUCH worse. Starfishes make for some fucking awful sex.
Yeah, everything else being equal (which it's not) It's the difference between, "Was it good for you?" and, "I thought I had a mop somewhere".

lucifer_sam 12-04-2011 09:23 PM
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Originally Posted by SATCHMO (Post 1127971)
Yeah, everything else being equal (which it's not) It's the difference between, "Was it good for you?" and, "I thought I had a mop somewhere".
:laughing:

I'm aware of that. There are still some girls that come on really strong but expect me to take advantage of them thereafter -- it is just ****ing weird. When I was a lad I could have probably seen past the noncommittal response but I literally can't even stay hard for the ride nowadays.


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