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Scarlett O'Hara 02-28-2012 09:15 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sparky (Post 1160054)
Honestly, im calling bullshit on the 11 times in one night. Like I'm not saying it's not possible, I just don't think it happens within normal life.
It happened, trust me. And I'm not the kind of person that makes **** up on the internet to look cooler/whatever.

LuckyLovexoxoxxx 02-28-2012 09:17 PM
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Originally Posted by Janszoon (Post 1160056)
I did it 500 million times in one night. True story.
maybe a few but not 500 mill

Janszoon 02-28-2012 09:17 PM
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Originally Posted by Vanilla (Post 1160069)
It happened, trust me. And I'm not the kind of person that makes **** up on the internet to look cooler/whatever.
What about that time you claimed you were really Neil Armstrong?

Janszoon 02-28-2012 09:20 PM
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Originally Posted by LuckyLovexoxoxxx (Post 1160070)
maybe a few but not 500 mill
No, it's true. I did it 15,000 times per second from sunset to sunrise for an entire evening once.

Sparky 02-28-2012 09:21 PM
your girlfriend must have a vagina of steel

Janszoon 02-28-2012 09:26 PM
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Originally Posted by Sparky (Post 1160075)
your girlfriend must have a vagina of steel
Shh... don't tell my wife about my girlfriend.

Sparky 02-28-2012 09:29 PM
I ****ed your wife 12 times last night

Janszoon 02-28-2012 09:31 PM
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Originally Posted by Sparky (Post 1160078)
I ****ed your wife 12 times last night
Without waking me up? Man, you're good. I'm a pretty light sleeper.

Scarlett O'Hara 02-28-2012 09:41 PM
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Originally Posted by Janszoon (Post 1160071)
What about that time you claimed you were really Neil Armstrong?
Um, I meant that I was his female supermodel re-carnation. Duh.

Sparky 02-28-2012 09:51 PM
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Originally Posted by Janszoon (Post 1160079)
Without waking me up? Man, you're good. I'm a pretty light sleeper.
without waking either of you up :-/


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