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14232949 11-27-2013 06:19 PM
right so I cut a whole in a condom and slid the circular part down to the bottom of my shaft. Then masturbated.
It actually worked, although it wasn't 100% my cock was much firmer and harder than it'd been.
Although it was quite vascular as well. Like one of my veins looked like it was going to pop and it started to hurt a little. Is this normal with cock rings or improvised ones in my case?
Don't want to have an internal dick eruption with one of my veins.

Scarlett O'Hara 11-27-2013 06:35 PM
I'm so glad I don't have a penis, but am annoyed that I have a ****ed up reproductive system.

Sansa Stark 11-27-2013 06:38 PM
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Originally Posted by Mankycaaant (Post 1389814)
right so I cut a whole in a condom and slid the circular part down to the bottom of my shaft. Then masturbated.
It actually worked, although it wasn't 100% my cock was much firmer and harder than it'd been.
Although it was quite vascular as well. Like one of my veins looked like it was going to pop and it started to hurt a little. Is this normal with cock rings or improvised ones in my case?
Don't want to have an internal dick eruption with one of my veins.
Considering cock rings | Go Ask Alice!

This should help you love

Dr_Rez 11-29-2013 04:03 PM
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Originally Posted by Mankycaaant (Post 1389770)
do those things actually work? And where would I get one?



Like, even when I masturbate I don't get a hard/firm erection. Like haven't had one in ages.
How are you even having sex with a semi? If I try that I am just constantly falling out and having trouble even entering in the first place.

Sansa Stark 11-29-2013 04:24 PM
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Originally Posted by Rezdaddy Longlegs (Post 1390188)
How are you even having sex with a semi? If I try that I am just constantly falling out and having trouble even entering in the first place.
how come you're not giving him your expertise on cock rings

Dr_Rez 11-29-2013 04:26 PM
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Originally Posted by Sansa Stark (Post 1390192)
how come you're not giving him your expertise on cock rings
USPS has been having problems and I have not been able to try it out yet. Hopefuly I will pick it up and test it tomorrow.

Sansa Stark 11-29-2013 04:29 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Rezdaddy Longlegs (Post 1390193)
USPS has been having problems and I have not been able to try it out yet. Hopefuly I will pick it up and test it tomorrow.
lmao

do report back

Dulce 11-30-2013 01:10 AM
I'm shy to do the sex.

The Batlord 11-30-2013 08:57 AM
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Originally Posted by ladyislingering (Post 1389360)
... Are you gonna fuck it?
That's sick. I just wanna eat it.

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Originally Posted by ladyislingering (Post 1389551)
I tried and tried to think of some kind of cheeky pun for this, but seriously, that's one of the strangest things I've ever seen. That's some freaky Ed Gein shit up in there.
Wait, so that wasn't intentional? Gold.

zombie kid 11-30-2013 09:09 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Rezdaddy Longlegs (Post 1390188)
How are you even having sex with a semi? If I try that I am just constantly falling out and having trouble even entering in the first place.
Sometimes it helps if you just spend more time on your girl.


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