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Scarlett O'Hara 04-16-2009 08:35 PM

CAPTAIN CAVEMAN 04-16-2009 08:47 PM


Originally Posted by boo boo (Post 639866)
This is a thread about sex and sex related things. Of course it's gonna attract sexual deviants like myself. What did you think was gonna happen? :laughing:

you seem almost proud to call yourself a "sexual deviant" but you admit to having never had sex


thane 04-16-2009 09:05 PM

69 is fun... with either sex...

boo boo 04-16-2009 09:06 PM

I don't think you have to have sex to be a sexual devent.

I'm a chronic masturbator who gets off on some pretty weird things (in the eyes of some people) so I think I might qualify.

Barnard17 04-16-2009 09:10 PM

I'm fairly confident when I say the majority of sexual deviancy occurs outside of the physical act of love making.

boo boo 04-16-2009 09:21 PM

Of course I might be using the term too casually.

Wanting to bang Eve Salvail might make me a weirdo. Sexual deviant might be too harsh a term.

I watched a thing on TV about a guy who took a cows heart, hooked it up a car battery, and f*cked it, then got electocuted to death.

Now that guy, while also being a hilariously massive retard, was a sexual deviant.

gunnels 04-16-2009 09:24 PM

Imagine the guy who discovered him like that.

boo boo 04-16-2009 09:34 PM

1000 Ways to Die on SpikeTV, guaranteed to make you lose all faith in humanity.

gunnels 04-16-2009 09:56 PM

I've watched a few episodes of that.
My favorite is the one with the drunk man who, walking in the woods at night, stumbles upon an orgy with people dressed in fur costumes. He wanted to partake in it, but none of the furries would let him. He kept walking until he found what he thought was a chick in a bear costume.
It was an actual bear.
He attempted to screw it and got killed in the process. :laughing:

boo boo 04-16-2009 09:57 PM

Yeah that's the one I remember the most. :laughing:

Though the guy wasn't drunk, he was on shrooms, which means he probably thought he was just tripping.

If there is a god, that show has earned him the title of all time greatest comic genius.

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