Here's a question to everyone, how many one night stands have you had? Out of the 4 women I've been with, only one of them I was dating, and that's being generous cause we only dated for like 11 days.

So you've had 3 one night stands???? Ballah!!!

at that point its just called "the walk"

Well 3 one night stands and 1 One week stand.

I would be happy just to have a one night stand, at least it would be something. Use me. Please.

But seriously, everytime it seems like I'm gonna get involved with a girl, it just ends up being a practical joke. Like the time this girl gave me her phone number, but then once I called her she told me she didn't remember me.

I mean WTF, I'm not even that ugly, I'm not Abercrombie and Fitch material but c'mon.

http://photos-f.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos..._4381504_n.jpg

Nobody wants a piece of that?

All you need is confidence and clean hair.
also wtf is that in the background?

You're not ugly at all, I'd probably recommend if you were wanting to meet a girl to wear clean tidy clothes and maybe have your hair tied back so she can see your face clearly. :)

Just from personal experience, if I see a guy walking up to me with ripped dirty looking clothes and shaggy uncared for hair it can be a real turn off. Not saying that's what you look like but just in general.

My hair is not shoulder length, it's easier to care for.

In the background is a coat, and the thing that looks like a giant elephant dong is actually a christmas tree that had just been wrapped up after Christmas.

I might trim my beard down to the kind of level I had when I took that picture, I have a full beard now, and it kinda looks weird because it's about 2 inches thick but there's bald spots. I don't think it's so much that injuns can't grow beards, just not very good ones. :(

Just remember that you're cooler than all females.

And everyone else.

If any of the ladies ask, that's your dong.