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PoorOldPo 07-23-2012 02:31 PM
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Originally Posted by Franco Pepe Kalle (Post 1211076)
You guys make me lauagh. :laughing::laughing::laughing::laughing::laughing:

I accidently humped as I was about to stand up. I did touch the woman but we did not have any kissing going on but it was a moment where I did not expect to hump a woman accidentally. I even got to hold her hand. Lucky me. :laughing::laughing::laughing::laughing::laughing:
This is esentially what you do to women then "humping"

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall.

Rjinn 07-23-2012 10:10 PM
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Originally Posted by Franco Pepe Kalle (Post 1211076)
You guys make me lauagh. :laughing::laughing::laughing::laughing::laughing:

I accidently humped as I was about to stand up. I did touch the woman but we did not have any kissing going on but it was a moment where I did not expect to hump a woman accidentally. I even got to hold her hand. Lucky me. :laughing::laughing::laughing::laughing::laughing:
What.

Franco Pepe Kalle 07-24-2012 12:05 AM
I was in a place to eat my food, this woman tried to do some acts on me which I did not mind but I stopped her because my parents would yell at me if they say messing with a woman who wanted to give me a lap dance.

Howard the Duck 07-24-2012 04:27 AM
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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1211187)
We call that "attempted rape" 'round where I live.
attempted "surprise sex"

The Batlord 07-24-2012 09:15 AM
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Originally Posted by Franco Pepe Kalle (Post 1211411)
I was in a place to eat my food, this woman tried to do some acts on me which I did not mind but I stopped her because my parents would yell at me if they say messing with a woman who wanted to give me a lap dance.
Dude, that's ****ed up. You were eating at a strip club? :yikes:

Howard the Duck 07-24-2012 09:16 AM
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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1211484)
Dude, that's ****ed up. You were eating at a strip club? :yikes:
i think he meant he was "eating" something

Burning Down 07-24-2012 11:23 AM
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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1211484)
Dude, that's ****ed up. You were eating at a strip club? :yikes:
Could have been Hooters, lol. That's as close as a restaurant gets to being a strip club, pretty much.

Frownland 07-24-2012 11:24 AM
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Originally Posted by Burning Down (Post 1211507)
Could have been Hooters, lol. That's as close as a restaurant gets to being a strip club, pretty much.
No, that's a family restaurant, see:
http://vevmo.com/imagehosting/14a464380c9645.jpg

PoorOldPo 07-24-2012 11:29 AM
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Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 1211508)
No, that's a family restaurant, see:
http://vevmo.com/imagehosting/14a464380c9645.jpg
Which one is the stripper?

LoathsomePete 07-24-2012 11:30 AM
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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1211484)
Dude, that's ****ed up. You were eating at a strip club? :yikes:
Not unheard of, there's a strip club in Vancouver that does really good pizza by the slice.


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