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Janszoon 07-22-2012 09:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Franco Pepe Kalle (Post 1210919)
Another sexual thing that happened to me was when I was swimming and I accidently almost took off a female's swim bra off and almost humped her. It had a sexual feeling and the lady thought we would have some hot sex together. Man that was a unique event as I never thought it qould happen like that.

Sounds like it didn't.

PoorOldPo 07-22-2012 12:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Urban Hatemonger ? (Post 1210920)
Almost humped her?

How does one go about doing that?

He almost got close enough to her before she ran away.

14232949 07-22-2012 02:04 PM

She was doing the breast stroke.

Franco Pepe Kalle 07-22-2012 06:50 PM

You guys make me lauagh. :laughing::laughing::laughing::laughing::laughing:

I accidently humped as I was about to stand up. I did touch the woman but we did not have any kissing going on but it was a moment where I did not expect to hump a woman accidentally. I even got to hold her hand. Lucky me. :laughing::laughing::laughing::laughing::laughing:

Burning Down 07-22-2012 07:36 PM

I think we have different definitions of humping.

Key 07-22-2012 08:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Franco Pepe Kalle (Post 1211076)
You guys make me lauagh. :laughing::laughing::laughing::laughing::laughing:

I accidently humped as I was about to stand up. I did touch the woman but we did not have any kissing going on but it was a moment where I did not expect to hump a woman accidentally. I even got to hold her hand. Lucky me. :laughing::laughing::laughing::laughing::laughing:

Shut up.

Franco Pepe Kalle 07-22-2012 10:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Burning Down (Post 1211088)
I think we have different definitions of humping.

I can respect that. I can respect that.

Scarlett O'Hara 07-22-2012 11:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Franco Pepe Kalle (Post 1210589)
I don't why but lately I have had sexual tensions with some hot women back in yard in Minnesota. I remember one time I went to Sam's Club and this woman was happily displaying her big juicy booty to me and I was like damn I want to spank that booty which is nice and juicy. I love booty. :love::love:

You sound like a banging PLAYA!

The Batlord 07-23-2012 08:33 AM

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Originally Posted by Franco Pepe Kalle (Post 1210919)
Another sexual thing that happened to me was when I was swimming and I accidently almost took off a female's swim bra off and almost humped her. It had a sexual feeling and the lady thought we would have some hot sex together. Man that was a unique event as I never thought it qould happen like that.

We call that "attempted rape" 'round where I live.

FRED HALE SR. 07-23-2012 09:14 AM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1211187)
We call that "attempted rape" 'round where I live.

We call That the Drew Doughty in California. She almost came home with me, and then I ended up humping my hand.


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