Admittedly my mojo pin is more like a rolling pin and smells like freshly baked apple honey scones on a crisp Sunday morning.

As long as thats all your rolling pin smells of.

:laughing: x3

Sorry Satch the Snatch, got your avatar mixed up!

Grammar nazi jokes are making themselves these days.

my penis smells like money

that's what attracts them hos and beyatches

Considering this is a graphic thread...

I was nailing this chick a couple weeks ago and she licked her finger and started rubbing her clit and I guess she didn't realize I knew what she was doing because I was nailing her from behind but laying down, and when I lifted myself up a little she stopped I guess cause she was nervous about me seeing. I told her I find that extremely arousing and she said "oh really?" but in a very sensual voice and started doing it again. God that chick was hot.

Fuck you! You fucking asshole.









































I'm using an online keyboard which means there will be errors. :D

I'm not gonna lie, I have man crotch. I don't just walk around all day and lay down at night in my bed with my legs spread open and cherry blossom scent exuding from my loins. Which is why I take a shower in the morning, and one in the evening. I don't want nasty on my bed, or in other people's vicinity.
I don't know if this is standard for other guys, but I can't stand the feeling of not having showered.

But, if you're in the position to be getting a blowjob from Vanilla one evening, why wouldn't you have at least showered first? It's really the least you can do. Vanilla is probably boss, and you could at least show some appreciation for the possibility.

That's quite true, I'm quite demanding sexually. Guys can't always handle it which is annoying. I'm only asking for a guy to dominate me and give it long and hard. Being spanked while in doggy isn't much to ask.

Do you mind if I bring a hot curling iron?