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Howard the Duck 09-25-2012 09:38 AM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1234685)
I don't know how that happens. I'm not circumcised, and I've never had that problem. Are they just self conscious about sudsing up their meat and two veg?

i use penis fragrance some times, but they're hard to find

The Batlord 09-25-2012 09:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Howard the Duck (Post 1234700)
i use penis fragrance some times, but they're hard to find

Please tell me you made your penis smell like a banana.

Howard the Duck 09-25-2012 09:47 AM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1234703)
Please tell me you made your penis smell like a banana.

durian

FRED HALE SR. 09-25-2012 10:04 AM

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Originally Posted by Vanilla (Post 1234505)
So back to sex, I hate going down on a guy when his dick smells, yuck! I once made a guy shower and it still reeked. I told him, "I'm not touching that shit!"

Yeah I hate going down on a guy when his dick smells too. What guy doesn't take care of business and make his dick minty fresh before a good dick licking.

Burning Down 09-25-2012 11:01 AM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1234685)
I don't know how that happens. I'm not circumcised, and I've never had that problem. Are they just self conscious about sudsing up their meat and two veg?

I don't actually think anyone can have that problem either unless you just never, ever bathe. Ever.

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Originally Posted by Howard the Duck (Post 1234706)
durian

I think I'd take some BO over the smell of a durian.

FRED HALE SR. 09-25-2012 11:16 AM

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Originally Posted by Burning Down (Post 1234734)
I don't actually think anyone can have that problem either unless you just never, ever bathe. Ever.


I think I'd take some BO over the smell of a durian.

The real disturbing fact is this guy knew he was gonna get a blowjob and still couldn't make his cock even presentable after showering.

Plankton 09-25-2012 11:21 AM

Had to look up what a Durian is...


How smelly is the durian? - YouTube

Most disturbing.

LoathsomePete 09-25-2012 11:27 AM

Times like this make me really happy Smell-O-Vision never caught on.

FRED HALE SR. 09-25-2012 11:43 AM

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Originally Posted by LoathsomePete (Post 1234743)
Times like this make me really happy Smell-O-Vision never caught on.

Apparently Samsung is trying to create a new Smell-o-vision. There is still hope Pete, keep your eyes peeled. :thumb:

Burning Down 09-25-2012 11:53 AM

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Originally Posted by FRED HALE SR. (Post 1234740)
The real disturbing fact is this guy knew he was gonna get a blowjob and still couldn't make his cock even presentable after showering.

Yeah I'd expect that a guy would take care of his junk if he knew it was gonna get some lovin'


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