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Dr_Rez 02-14-2013 12:33 AM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1283074)
Has any dude on here ever wanked it backwards? You know, with your thumb pointed towards you pubes instead of away from it.

http://i42.tinypic.com/wv7al0.jpg

The Batlord 02-14-2013 09:18 AM

^^^

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-_eRjW3mcg3...olcat_what.jpg

GrapeSoda 02-14-2013 05:11 PM

Any one have a fetish of slightly chubby girls in panties when the thigh goes slightly over their crotch... Cuz I do.

Janszoon 02-14-2013 09:24 PM

Anyone have fetish of slightly tan girls with three freckles on their right forearm in strapless dresses that are sort of a periwinkle blue when they're eating just a single curly fry and the wind blows in the patio area and they have to move their hand really quickly to catch their napkin before it gets blown away and some guy is riding a segway across the street while listening to Bon Jovi on a pair of headphones that belong to his wife? Cuz I do.

Freebase Dali 02-14-2013 09:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Janszoon (Post 1286626)
Anyone have fetish of slightly tan girls with three freckles on their right forearm in strapless dresses that are sort of a periwinkle blue when they're eating just a single curly fry and the wind blows in the patio area and they have to move their hand really quickly to catch their napkin before it gets blown away and some guy is riding a segway across the street while listening to Bon Jovi on a pair of headphones that belong to his wife? Cuz I do.

OMG.... GET OUT OF MY HEAD. Except you're wrong about the single curly fry. My fantasy babe is eating 1 and 3/16ths of a curly fry. Everything is also happening in reverse. But DAMN. So close!!!!!

Dr_Rez 02-14-2013 10:24 PM

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FETCHER. 02-15-2013 04:00 AM

:laughing:

PoorOldPo 02-15-2013 06:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Dr. Rez (Post 1286637)
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:D

Amazing.

Urban Hat€monger ? 02-15-2013 06:56 AM

Those CDs are clearly blank ones in a spindle case.

3/10

GrapeSoda 02-15-2013 10:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Janszoon (Post 1286626)
Anyone have fetish of slightly tan girls with three freckles on their right forearm in strapless dresses that are sort of a periwinkle blue when they're eating just a single curly fry and the wind blows in the patio area and they have to move their hand really quickly to catch their napkin before it gets blown away and some guy is riding a segway across the street while listening to Bon Jovi on a pair of headphones that belong to his wife? Cuz I do.

Haha shut up :(


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