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The Batlord 01-25-2013 09:08 AM
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Originally Posted by wiggums (Post 1278944)
He offered to come back later!
At least he didn't offer to help.

wiggums 02-01-2013 07:30 PM
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The Batlord 02-02-2013 08:59 AM
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Originally Posted by wiggums (Post 1281746)
Damn performance anxiety wins again.
Don't worry. It happens to every guy. You know, except me.

PoorOldPo 02-02-2013 10:36 AM
My laptop crashed for no reason other than hardware malfunction. Sending it off to Toshiba in Britain, the repairs are free because the problem was not my fault, although I have only had the laptop for three ****ing months and had some important software installed on to it like photoshop and autocad. I feel I should be compensated for the inconvenience of having to wait 2 weeks for my laptop and for losing my software.

Phantom Limb 02-02-2013 11:43 AM
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Originally Posted by PoorOldPo (Post 1281934)
My laptop crashed for no reason other than hardware malfunction. Sending it off to Toshiba in Britain, the repair is free because the problem was not my fault, although I have only had the laptop for three ****ing months and had some important software installed on to it like photoshop and autocad. I feel I should be compensated for the inconvenience of having to wait 2 weeks for my laptop and for losing my software.
How sexual of you.

PoorOldPo 02-02-2013 11:56 AM
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Originally Posted by Phantom Limb (Post 1281948)
How sexual of you.
Why thank you. Your comment was pretty sexy too.

The Batlord 02-06-2013 09:14 AM
Has any dude on here ever wanked it backwards? You know, with your thumb pointed towards you pubes instead of away from it.

Janszoon 02-06-2013 10:45 AM
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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1283074)
Has any dude on here ever wanked it backwards? You know, with your thumb pointed towards you pubes instead of away from it.
Well I know what Batlord did this morning.

Key 02-06-2013 10:47 AM
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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1283074)
Has any dude on here ever wanked it backwards? You know, with your thumb pointed towards you pubes instead of away from it.
Would this be used to make it seem like somebody else was doing it for you?

The Batlord 02-06-2013 11:13 AM
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Originally Posted by Janszoon (Post 1283165)
Well I know what Batlord did this morning.
No, yesterday.

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Originally Posted by Ki (Post 1283167)
Would this be used to make it seem like somebody else was doing it for you?
No, it just gives a different grip. You can't go all out, so it takes longer, but the grip is more...supple. Of course, it works best with lube.


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