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gunnels 04-16-2013 11:52 PM
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Originally Posted by Hermione (Post 1307919)
I gave a Nutella blowjob once
also was going to try whipped cream but I was stoned so I just ate all of it

oops ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
I will never look at the tsu character the same way again. :laughing:
Or Nutella.

djchameleon 04-17-2013 06:33 AM
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Originally Posted by FRED HALE SR. (Post 1307806)
Speaking of food does anyone use food in their sexual practices? I've never really involved food all that much besides whipped cream.
whipped cream is by far the best I've tried. Honey, peanut butter and quik strawberry powder were just bad ideas all around.

Burning Down 04-17-2013 06:48 AM
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Originally Posted by djchameleon (Post 1307972)
whipped cream is by far the best I've tried. Honey, peanut butter and quik strawberry powder were just bad ideas all around.
Honey sounds like a good idea though, lol. My boyfriend's a bit of a neat freak so getting honey everywhere would kill the mood. It would never fly with him!

djchameleon 04-17-2013 07:03 AM
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Originally Posted by Burning Down (Post 1307975)
Honey sounds like a good idea though, lol. My boyfriend's a bit of a neat freak so getting honey everywhere would kill the mood. It would never fly with him!
it was the thick consistency of the honey that I used, it would have been better to use a light syrup instead.

Ice cubes and Ice cream are pretty good choices also.

Stephen 04-17-2013 09:02 AM
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Originally Posted by djchameleon (Post 1307977)
it was the thick consistency of the honey that I used
Oh you mean creamed honey? ;)

The Batlord 04-17-2013 09:02 AM
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Originally Posted by Plankton (Post 1307680)
So you don't bathe since you're afraid of being attacked by what... a spider?

Makes sense.
Nah, man. Grasshoppers. Those freaks can fly.

Burning Down 04-17-2013 09:07 AM
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Originally Posted by stp (Post 1308004)
Oh you mean creamed honey? ;)
I see what you did there.

djchameleon 04-17-2013 10:02 AM
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Originally Posted by stp (Post 1308004)
Oh you mean creamed honey? ;)
Ha! I just assumed you were joking but creamed honey is actually a thing. I ended up looking it up after laughing.

scleaves 04-17-2013 08:05 PM
I'm a 24 year old virgin. A few more years and they will be making a movie about me.

Scarlett O'Hara 04-17-2013 09:21 PM
I thought you said you had dated a girl for a while who ended up dumping you? Did you not pound her love muffin? Or were you taking it slow?


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